BUSINESS/FINANCE q tions: --Is th re warranty? on - Wh re n I g t P rts and (V- ice? -Is th r a return policy? If 0, what ar the terms? If th aDS ers to th e questions uncI or m xist nt, the League ugg ts that consum rs might want to tum off th TV. Amo By WILLIAM REED The y tic Knights of the Sea Lodg Hall, Blac America The Kingfi h and ole Andy Brown have been ittin' around here for weeks di cus in' th "new world order." While �cro tb hall, Calhoun, th lawyer, has been teeped in q tions from lodge members about what side to take �garding the nomi­ nation of Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court. And Lightnin' i shuftlin' around, visibily up et and an ry beca e b got rob this morning was leaving his neigh­ borhood for wor . Thi cene, in a broadcast from the My tic Knights of the Sea Lodge Hall, probably best illustrates the Amos n' Andy nature of .contempo- . rary African-America. GEORGE "KINGFISH" Ste­ vens and Andy, immersed in dis­ cussions about the "new European world order," the coup d'etat in Russia, and Afro-centered educa­ tion in public schools is sadly simi­ lar historically to Nero and his fa­ mous fiddlin' ways. While America's Black com­ munities are statistically and actu­ ally going to hell in a bandbasket, Black American intellectuals, like the characters from Amos n' Andy, are using their limited energies to help the Europeans to, once again, carve up the world's resources to their prescribed "order." BLACK COUCH potatoes like to talk "expertly" about which So­ viet states will oonbreakoff, while in the inner cities their relatives are ducking and dodging bullets of drug dealers who freely shoot their high powered weapons in random directions while protecting street I Andy axicab Company com r distribution turfs. And ubian scholars of America are trying to infuse realistic world history into students who currently cannot read or write in y language. Ole Lightnin' walked into the Lodge Hall minus the 35 bucks he'd left hi inner-city apartment with this morning. But he was happy that in th blatant day-time robbery, at I t, h was left uninjured. TYPICAL OF MOST low-income Blac ,Lightin' doesn't know much about the Middle East, Russian nor Nubian history. He do know that due to racism and the lack of employment and economic opportunities among his own kind, he can't find a permanent job, can't get skills training and has no vision of a secure future for him- elf, his wife or kids. In his mid 308, Lightin' is typical of many in neigh­ borhoods like his across the country. He i already a grandfather to his 17 -year -old � unmarried daughter's son, and his own son is also a father to a child who faces similar limited life­ time prospects. Calhoun, the lawyer amid the Mystic Knights, is the best example of the minstrel-show antics of the African in America Taxicab Com­ pany. EQUIPPED WITH the prerequi­ site skills for Talented Tenth leader­ ship, Calhoun is instead directing his energies toward "leadership via tele­ vision ound-bites. " He is livid and upset whenever he can get on camera, because Presi­ dent Bush has nominated a Black man who is unacceptab Ie to his Afri­ can-American Social Outlook litmus test. Calhoun thinks that Bush bas pulled a fast one, but instead of using By WlUJAM REED BUSINESS EXCHANGE good political logic in the situation by trying to cut a deal to the benefit of everyone involved, Calhoun prefers to lead a lemming charge that will divide Blacks 'along class lines. WHY CALHOUN, and the so­ called "leadership," don't say, "wel1 take Thomas if you give us an ac­ ceptable Civil Rights Bill," is a "I win, " concept that seems to be be­ yond the comprehension of the modem Taxicab Company. The current American Amos n' Andy Minstrel Show cast could also be called the Keys tone Kops Review. We bump into each other and divide ourselves over the con­ firmation of Thomas , while paying no attention to the broad-based benefits that could accure by push­ ing the Civil Rights Bill or putting Black Reparations (H.R. 3745 may pay each family of four $100,(00) on the Congressional table. WHEN WILL THE Amos n' Andy cast of African-American leadership realize that Thomas on the Court, Russia whole or divided, nor ecure sheik rulership of the, Middle East has any redeemable value to the ills of Black communi­ ties? auty Pageant contestant search CULVER CITY, CA - She's Big, She's Black, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! She holds her bead high and exudes elf confidence. She looks good and . . feels good. SHE'S BEAtrrIFUL! She knows it and so does the world. TO CELEBRATE thebeauty of the full-figured Black woman, THREE"B"SPOKES�ODELPAG­ EANT. Applications are being ac­ cepted tbrough September 20, 1991. "THIS IS TRULY a celebration of the full-figured Black woman," stated pageant director, Deborah Thome. The many ectivities planned for the fi ve day event are designed to create the memories of a lifetime. The celebrating includes workshops, I . receptions, photo and make-up ses­ sions, as well as television and radio how appearances. "THE WINNER of the pageant will receive a ho t of prizes and she will appear on the cover of SHE'S 'BEAUTIFUL! the fasbion maga­ zine for full-figured Black women." Thorne added," because we believe • all women are winners, each COIl­ testant will receive a trophy and prize package." LAST YEAR, there were con­ testants from all across the country and Canada: Becoming a contestant is as easy as contacting THREE "B" ENTERPRISES, P.O. Box 4491, CUl­ ver City, CA 90231-4491, (213) 837-8013. Radon In schools urvey conducted Indoor Randon surveys were con­ ducted in five (5) Berrien County Public chools during the period March ,to April 1, according to 'W..I.j!J,l4ll'lN E. Oderkirk, R.S., M.S., Director of Environmental Health for Berrien County Heal th Depart­ ment. Oderkirk said 218 radon survey canisters were placed in Ballard Elementary (Niles), Sterne Brunson, Benton Harbor High School and Hull School (Benton Harbor) and North Elementary School (Watervliet). All tudent/faculty/employee areas had results below the B.P.A. Action Level of 4.0 Pico Curie IL with 72% of the results not detected at the detection level of 0.7 PlelL, according to Oderkirk. OderkiTk also aid, based on the preliminary data, chool children, facul ty and employees of public chool in Berrien County have no significant expo ure to Radon Gas during the approximately 1,300 hours spent each year in their chool building. th and Di crimination ainst hom? Is it the buyer ho i p yin more th t i being discrimi­ nated gat t or is it the buyer ho is p ying I ? o! I would u est tbat neither is being treated unfairly. Let me explain. , PRIOR TO th late ixti , ethnic and racial differenc w re primary in determining wh re you could live. Sections of our citi were tablished and maintained according to the racial, ethnic, and ometimes the 'religious backgrounds of selected group of people. And, always, people are willing to pay more for their housing to live in neighborhoods where cer­ tain group of people are excluded.' Title VIII of the Civil Rights Act of 1968 changed all this. This Act prohibits dis­ crimination in housing because of race, color, religion, and national ori­ gin. (This Act is one of several acts, statute , and executive orders that mandate against unfair housing practices.) � A RESULT, a real estate agent must show a qualified buyer housing in any area that the buyer chooses. And if the African-American buyer's offer is accepted by the seller, then that house becomes the buyer's home. THE OURTH is the features or amenities that are found in the majority of bomes in an area. This inchKles the size of the 101$, the number of bathrooms, the average square foot­ age per bouse, two- to four­ car garages, dens with fire­ placcs,andwetbars. More affiuent homebuyers re­ quire more ameniti to en­ hance their particular life­ styles. In response to your quca' lam prices very because there are many homebuyers who are willing to pay more to live together in certain se­ lect areas of your city. , .' However, Family A paid $72,000 for � while Family B paid �OO). Why the differences in prices? There are four major forces at work that influence housing values. One force operating on the hous­ ing market is the convenience fea­ tures of a particular area. This in­ cludes the availability of schools, churches, shopping marts, recrea- d e. ocial ta civic-politico b kgroun of pe 0 who currently live in the area. The third to do with a demand for housing in tb particular rea. This includ the percentage of homebuyers who are cur­ rently looking for housing within t area. SEND YOUR QUESTIONS con­ cerning real estate to Howard G. Ball; Realty Services, 240 Western Hills Drive, Madison, AL 35758. Setting realistic goals is often what separate successful small businesses from those that fail. If you need help in mapping out a strategy for your small business, contact SCORE. We're an organization of experienced executives who provide I'" counseling to small businesses. Whether you need direction in marketing, man.alement or money matters-we can help. Give SCORE a call. Sponsored by the U.S. Small Business Administration I For Further Information ' Call (313),226·7947 or 7953