Seem like chi f cu odian 0 r
the County Courthou doing
. job for yean, then he did something
Ill- He announced that he going
to run for one of the t on the County
Col1lJDiuion.
At that point the County Conunis-
'ODen found out that the man as
incompetent, unreliab d 'd that,
he didn't 0 ho to be in charge of a
of jani on. turally there
ftfttltung political about dden dis-
d to pro tha they ere not
punishin him for challening one of them
they didn't e n rue him, they ju down
gr ded him and I put somebody e in
head custodian.
o hiI nobody could think that
an honor bl group . e our County
Commissione would do anything of a
vindicti nature e would gge that
before any of you decide to run gain
any of them t�t you make certain that
they can't get to you. e 0 ugge t
that in the future the CCts force all of
the courthou employee to sign an
ffid vit tating that they ill not tum
itting commission.
E lIT HAVE me bad new
fo you, Our Research Dept. in con­
junction ith the Dept. of Archaeology,
Pal ontology and other old things at
Van Buren St te College, after ries
of exhau iv t ts, h e found that hat
a med to b th letters C, E Ton
the original Ro tta Stone nothing
but some ted ink. Thi mean that
of the history that our civilization
on is false. Don't get excited.
It i not intentional. obody purp ely
d you do n the rong path. It was ju
of tho thin ilia ppen. Th
rc logists who disco ered and de-
ciphered much of the ancient writings
d one ca�gs got carried a ay and
in their e they got a f word and
te rong.
n report maintain that the
. ory of the orld could be
ci' 6c:d by itchin two or three letters
around. It may be that man not even
me t to be in charge of th odd. 0 .,
o . don't et all orked up. Try to keep
an open mind. .. an example of
hat e m n - en th t great epic
poem "Cabb e, ings" w
fir decip ered it had a gre t meaning
and it influence on life e ow it
p obab never been surp d, but
this report prove beyond any doubt
that th tru tr tion bb e
IS . g". Certainly you can gree that
our ho civilization ould be dif­
feren if it had been guided the three or
four thou nd ye ith cabb e in
. Can you imagin a nice curly
ba ordering his ienti to m e
bomb to kill other cabbag with.
Or, me teen e cabb ge getting drun
and driving hi car down the tre t run­
ning 0 er nother cabb ge or on cabbage
opping up hi friend to m e bo I
of col sla - or a pot of smothered
bba ?
ould e call our country' ruler
C bbage Head? e He d Cabb ge?
And if cabb ge were the op Banana"
doe that me n that Bru 1 Sprou t
ould b Vice Pre ident? here ould
Broccoli fit into the hene of thing?
B d on their kin ip to the royal family
wouldn't cauliflo er t rt thro ing
their right around? And wouldn't
collard b tough? onder ould c b­
b ge ha people pi nts in their arden?
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ould there be civil ar be een
regular cabbage and curly cabb e?
Who . de ould the Red C bbage be
on? ould t other cabb call them
communi? ould intermarriage be
ano ed? .
e hope that you will gi� me
rious thought to these questions be-
ca once this report . made public
are re the cabb e are goin to
demand their rightful p ce in society
and once that happen hate er is im­
portant to them ill become important
to you.
E
the
if the cabb do not take over
o ld there are se�ral other candi-
date because quite a fe errors have
been discovered anyone of hich might
produce somebody or lOme THING
with e n better credentials for being
in charge.
en our archaeologist and cryptolo-
gist got po . on of those papyrus
rolls from th cient library at The-
be , Egypt they found the tru reading
on p ge one along showed' things like
"An eye for an eye bro ," "A tooth
for toenail", "LOSE they eighbor",
"Aint lu (not life) Grand", ''Snute
(not smile) and th world Smites you",
and "If once you try and don't ucceed,
keep on eking till you uc a ed."
When you compare true ayings
to the false quotations that you have
been brainw d with all of your life,
and when you realize that there are
acre and acres of cav writing and tons
and tons of ton tablets all over the
odd that have to be changed you will
gladly gree that an a ful lot of the
thoughts that have been guiding us w
nothin but hog wa h.
Here is another one just redeciphered,
''Hummipty Durnmipty a all".
8ecau of legal re trictions we can't
give out anymore information until the
boo i pu lished and the TV contract
signed. Until then e would uggest
that you don't believe anything th t
ybody tell you urn you re d it
reo
AT THE CONVE 0: There
ems to be a full f1eged campaign under
ay by the n wsp per and p ctically
all of the commentators on radio and
tv to convince til orld th t if ond
wins th pre idency it will be becau
everybody oted for his woman running
mate. But if h 10 ,it will be becau
"J "refi d to bring the BI cote
out - it 100 like Rev. J c on is in a
'no win" ituation from where it ...
... Chicago ayor Harold Washington
ttempted to put a plan in the Demo­
cr t Platform calling for ome meaningful
employmen guidelines. ondale turned
it do n. He al 0 refu d to let the
ayor ddre the convention. on-
d supported r. Washington's oppon ..
ent in Chi go's 1 yoral EI ction.
Thi ems to be no I way to attract
the Bl c vote th t will b needed in
o mber . . . When we saw Atlanta
ayor Rev. Andre Young e thought
bout that big job that h had in the
la Democrat administration and ho
fa t they fired him the first time he
d cided to do orne of his own thinking.
WE C 'T UNDERSTAND why the
Rev. Jac n J being hard headed
d uppidity. ond told him to
iu t bring hi voter on in and ' e"
will hav unity in th party. But no,
that's not en ugh f r Rev. Jack n.
He ant to be given a voice. H ant
to help make decisions. H ant to
rewrite th rules. He t the Blac
voters to get the same respect that
other group. of oter get - He's got
his nerve ...
. .. e understand that tho umrner
PIC or ers will culminate their ummer
with a cultural trip to the School and
F rm of Dr. Leroi Ray in Bloomingdale.
e expo re will be good;;..;.fi.;or�the;.;;;.m;;; ..... _ .... � __
Que tion of the .•••• •
the k: In "Harriet
The Spy" by Loui Fitz­
hugh. Did Ole Golly
the nurse le ve or tay?
If you ans er thi qu -
tion right you win a
P IZE!
All reqders under age
16 are encouraged tll end
in their suggestion of
good books for other
young people. Limit com­
ments to 50 words or le
ByCathyK Y
Carylyn Keene is
excellent my tery author.
She rote the hole an­
cy Ore collection. To-
d y boo is '7b
ystery of the 99 Step ."
It i ery ell written.
ncy Dr goes to
France and discovers the
99 eps.
While in France, one
cool june day a man with
ma and heavy glo
carried an envelope up-
air. To be rid of any
po lble contamenation
from it. ancy hed
her hands thoroughly, then
put on leather glove.
U . ng a letter opener,
e carefully slit- the en­
velope. Ingle sheet
feel out with a typed
me ge:
''Stay out of France!
on ieur uef"
A vote of Than to Co rt School and
Van Buren United Civil Organization
ho spo ored the program. . . .Read
bout tho t 0 field of marijuana
the police found over near Gobles ._!.
no rprise. There alw ys were some
ran cting peop ov r th t ay.
Quote: A man bom of a dar: woman
wiU ee dark day
Anon
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