I ••• Out in Van Bur n County . \ DID I TELL YOU about the time I dreamed that I had died and gone. to heaven? ell the way it happened wa that .;: ell you e its like this, When you die fir t-off your so_ul is rushed off to a 'Counseling Placement Center, The one ith obvious ill are imrnedi tely sent on to their next destin - tion - rnetirnes even before rigor rnorti set in, Tho with le obviou skills take little longer, and then you have tho of us with no sable ills (they+don't count motherhood becau once you get up there you put all that ind of stuff behind you) ( ell at le t they TELL you to put it behind you), Anyway, after a lot of que ions and intervi sand t sts and counseling ses:$I011lS they took aD of the information d put it on card and put it in a big computer. As soon as e aU ndent pushed t e button the m rune started to e, the light ent out, bell rted ringing, there a loud thump- ing sound, some 0 e came out of the , e of the machine then BAM! 'this card popped out of the slot. I think it as mi take, but up there you don't teD them that they n't kno hat the are doing.. Anyho , I' told that I as ' ed to play short- op on the avenly Angel Baseball Team. I art to complain (actually the card id, "Heavenly Angels Unisex Baseball Team" - I ju hadn't re d the small print) but when I looked over on the side of the field there as this big hole with th arrow pointing raight down ying "One Way". You would be suprised at how f a person can learn how to play baseball after they BOARD ELIGIBLE IN CHIROPRACTIC ORTHOPEDICS Dr.Jo H. c Dr. John C.B. cOon Id,B.A.,D.C. nzka a.5.,D.C. 915-3232', . MichiIPn fOf 64 Yems ACross from !o ti. s II ., ... . ' ARCH 28 - APRIL 3, 1 84 THE CITIZEN PAGE FIVE IRPORT l SOUTH HA VE r • see t 0 people pushed do n thru that hoi when they dropped a pop fly. The coach of the team (I thin hi name was aul) came 0 er n told me that if I do real good that h ould sisri me to a rich contr ct . e the on t t agic Johnson got. That m d feel better so, I - but th t ahead of the tory - . e I thing ere going fin , then it turn to come up and hit the ban. I ent up to the pl e he e th batter and ju before the pitch r thre the ball, I felt a "pop' nd I n then that there a run in my i. aturally I looked do n t my I Rather than ait, the pitcher ent and thr the ball. Instead of thro ing the ball at the bat, that ball hit me on the neck and 0 e my up - it goe without ying that when person e up they don't be dreaming ny longer - I can't tell you the re of thi until I go b k to eep. But while aiting, did you know that s right up above V n Buren County? ot all of it, but the East I G t ay is. You can go out and look up on a clear night and e it. Loo ju to the right of that reddish looking tar. that door knob on the left - ell, that's here you go in. I will get back to you fter I go back to sleep. SCHOOL BOARD ELECTIO S are coming up. If e could get at lea ne person in Bangor, Dec tur and South Haven to get petitions filled out next week we might get somebody on e ch of tho e Boards ho vie things from OHr perspective. Like Rev. J Jackson y 'if you don't run you can't win' - Do it for the children's e ... . . . The VanBuren United Civic Organization's 23rd Annual Spring Tea will be Sunday, April 15 th at the Civic Center in Covert, , . ... Van Buren County Board of Commi ioners eeting, Tuesday, April 10th at 9:30 a.m. at the Courthouse in Paw Paw, Go over and see how yonr money i spent. Quote: Find out what people wil submit to. and you have found out the exact amount of in;u tice and wrong \ which will be imposed upon them. Fredrick Douglass - Isn't it strange ho much some 90- ity - the people vote not with standing. c Iled intelligent people can't se m to What to do? e have to learn the under and some very simple thing. hole political proce ,including reading like, for the t t 0 month or the fine print. If e re going to elect erytime we are up in Covert there is people to office who e expect to ay a lot of grwnblin about that repre ent our views r simply mu South Haven Airport money. ft's Iik� elect people that we pick and not people thi , la summer the people of Covert flo are pic ed by mebody else nd Twp. had the opportunity to take p rt in presented to us. an Adviaory Vote. "Did they ant to TIl" little episode i going to co be included in the South Haven Airport eery home owner in Covert Twp. extr Athority,? Yes or No." taxe or long a that airport need The people 100 ed at the long-term money but if it result in each of them co that they ould have to pay, the learning that "nobody is going to 100 number (?) of jobs t t ould be pro- out for you but you" then it will ill ided for Covert citizens, the number of b a cheap price to pay. This ould (or of) airplane owner in Covert seem to be the ideal time for new people and really, hat good ould. do Covert to announce that they ill be conte ing to p y for an airport in South Haven - for t on the To nship Board at it for hat ever rea n. en that te next election. en I ummer it as re undly turned do n 0) by the voter. The oter ent bac home happy and ren , quite plea ed ith the selve and confident th t their desire ere kno n and that their' decision would pre ail b c u fter all, this i Americ ( ith its Amber ave of grain and it purple mountain m [e y and things) and in America the ill of the majority h t rule - you no , all that tuff ut the po er of the ote d the American y and the advantage of our y em over other form of government d no at ion ithout representation nd G' e e Liberty or Give e Death. ere the ery ord tha they used to them lve and e ch other they ed home from the polls on that nice rm summer day. Then on day 1 t faD tr gedy ruck.· ilke ild fire the ord flashed thru the itv. Unfortunately the y s doe n01 publish p per on edne ay bee if it did t line ould ve i d "Politi Dictatorship Ru All of tho thing th t the voters. ouldn't happen, did happen. All of tho taxes that they eel not to p y they ill no have to pay becau obviou y their To nship Board decided th the people didn't know hat as for them Ives and that ju be-" th y didn't 0 n any airplanes no reason by they ouldn't p y for mebody e to ha e an .• port. Ho wa thi done? Simple - the To tp Board (speakingJ cling for the people) . ed a document obligating the people of Covert T p. to financially upport . �he South Haven Airport Author- .. i I .'