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December 05, 2024 - Image 51

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2024-12-05

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DECEMBER 5 • 2024 | 55
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t has been said that many people get lost in
thought because it is such unfamiliar territory.
I am pleased, however, by the
number of people who have shared with
me their enjoyment at reading word
play that needs to be thought about. In
several instances recently, many of these
same folks have sent me puns they have
come across and they thought worthy of
sharing.
I would like to pay this forward by
printing some of these delightful submissions that
have been sent my way.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a
Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me that I had type-A blood, but it was a
typo.
• I changed my ipod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
(Disclaimer: In line with my lack of technological
understanding, I had that last one explained to me by
a 12-year-old!)
• Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
• I know someone who is addicted to brake fluid, but
he claims he can stop at any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went; then
it dawned on me.
• A girl claimed she recognized me from the vegetarian
club, but I never met herbivore.
• I am reading a book about anti-gravity, and I just
can’t put it down.

(The next one is endearing to us who are otherwise

follicle-ly challenged.)
• I did not like my beard at first, but it grew on me.
• Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me, which
was a nice jester.

(Here is one for those who dine out a lot.)
• I ate too much Middle Eastern food, and now I
falafel.

(Ready for a real groaner?)
• It was an emotional wedding; even the cake was in
tiers.
• A friend tried to annoy me with bird puns when I
realized that toucan play at that game.
• I hate insect puns; they really bug me.
• My math teacher called me average. How mean!
Well, as you ponder that fishermen are reel men,
remember that Velcro is a rip off!

Punny You
Should Say That

Sy Manello
Editorial
Assistant

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