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April 25, 2024 - Image 47

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2024-04-25

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JUST FOR FUN

Find the Differences


Find the five differences between this photo of children of The Shul
and their Grandfriends on the top, and the one on the bottom.

Look for answers in next week’s issue.
For answers to last week’s puzzle, see page 41.

A young Jewish mother
is preparing a brisket one
Friday for Shabbat dinner.
Her daughter watches with
interest as the mother slices
off the ends of the brisket
before placing it in the
roasting pan. The young girl
asks her mother why she did
this. The mother pauses for a
moment and then says, “You
know, I am not sure ... This
is the way I always saw my
mother make a brisket. Let’s
call Grandma and ask her.”

So, she phones the grand-
mother and asks why they
always slice the ends off the
brisket before roasting. The
grandmother thinks for a
moment and then says, “You
know, I am not sure why,
this is the way I always saw
MY mother make a brisket.”

Now the two women
are very curious, so they
pay a visit to the great-
grandmother in the nursing
home. “You know when
we make a brisket,” they
explain, “we always slice off
the ends before roasting.
Why is that?”

“I don’t know why you do
it,” says the old woman, “but
I never had a pan that was
large enough!”

Jewish

of the
Week
Joke

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