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Arthur M. Horwitz
Publisher / Executive Editor
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F. Kevin Browett
Chief Operating Officer
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| Editorial

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dos is nisht* Rosh Hashanah, we
call it New Year.
A naye** beginning far alle*** is
here.
A yontef far Yidn and Goyim****
and all the rest.
A yontef so fraylach, ***** it’s
really the best.
L’chaim and cheers with a bottle
of beer.

* Dos is nisht — it is not
** naye — a new
*** far alle — for all
**** yontef far Yidn and Goyim
— a holiday for Jews and Gentiles
***** fraylach — happy

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— Rachel Kapen

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Story Development Editor: Keri Guten Cohen
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Senior Copy Editor: David Sachs
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Editorial Assistant: Sy Manello
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Senior Columnist: Danny Raskin
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Contributing Editor: Robert Sklar
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Contributing Writers:
Ruthan Brodsky, Suzanne Chessler, Annabel Cohen,
Don Cohen, Shari S. Cohen, Shelli Liebman Dorfman,
Adam Finkel, Ryan Fishman, Stacy Gittleman, Judy
Greenwald, Ronelle Grier, Esther Allweiss Ingber,
Harry Kirsbaum, Barbara Lewis, Jennifer Lovy,
Rabbi Jason Miller, Alan Muskovitz, Robin Schwartz,
Steve Stein

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| Detroit Jewish News

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President/Publisher: Arthur M. Horwitz
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8 December 29 • 2016