arts & life comedy Confessions Of Amy Schumer' Childhood Rabbi Jeffrey Salkin NY Jewish Week hat would be me. From 1988 to 1995, I was Amy Schumer's rabbi, at Central Synagogue of Nassau County in Rockville Centre, New York. I remember the Schumer family very well, and with great fondness. They were a wonderful family. Her mother was on the synagogue board and chaired the education committee. I liked her father, Gordon. I offici- ated at the bar mitzvah ceremony of her older brother, Jason Stein. I was fond of her younger sister, Kim (now Kim Caramele, a comedy writer who produced Amy's new movie, Trainwreck). I remember Amy as a sweet, funny kid, who often asked probing and humorous questions in religious school. Amy Schumer has catapulted to the very top of American popular consciousness. It is rather remark- able. She has done so through her natural, quirky, blisteringly hon- est way of simply being herself I enjoyed Trainwreck. It tells the story of a woman who avoids true intimacy. And yet, the most powerful relationship in the film is Amy's relationship with her father. It depicts how she cares for him during his infirmity, which has its parallels I 0 0 Amy Schumer will appear in Detroit with Aziz Ansari in "Funny or Die Presents Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival 2015" in Amy's real life. Central Synagogue of Nassau County is a great synagogue. But it is no funnier than any other American synagogue. And yet, for some reason, it has produced four comedians. There are Amy and Kim. And then, there is Dave Attell, an outrageous standup comedian who also appears in Trainwreck. Is it merely a coincidence that his late father was the synagogue president at the same time that Amy's mother was on the board? There also is Rory Albanese, a comedian, producer and television writer (most notably, former writer for The Daily Show). Maybe there's no accident here. Standup comedy has a long and venerable history in Jewish life. It stars with the badchan — the jester — who had an honored role in traditional Jewish soci- ety. His job was to make fun of couples at their weddings — even telling the bride that she was ugly or disparaging the couple's wedding gifts. In 1648, the Cossacks went on a killing spree in Ukraine, devastating Jewish communi- ties. The rabbis surmised: It must have been our fault. Things were getting too loose. Too much levity; too little Leviticus. That almost put the badchan out of business. Not so fast, said some rabbis. Maybe the badchanim are actually not funny. Perhaps they are really social commentators. They could stay around. That is how the Jewish comedic tradition — social criticism, iconoclasm, anti-authoritari- anism — was born. The true alte zaydie ("old grandfather") of the sardonic Jewish comic tradition was, of course, the late Lenny Bruce. His social commentary was trenchant and often obscene, though nowadays we would con- sider it quite tame. From Lenny Bruce, there is a straight line to David Steinberg, Jackie Mason, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman and so on. Jewish comedians have all had a range of relationships with the Jewish community (what else is new?). Some have been connect- ed; others, not so much. at 5 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 30, at the DTE Energy Music Theatre, Clarkston. Also featured: Anthony Jeselnik, Jeff Ross, Rachel Feinstein and more. $29.75-$79.75. (800) 745-3000; palacenet. com . But, the rabbi connection is particularly strong. Consider: David Steinberg is the son of a rabbi, and he once studied theology in Israel. Jackie Mason is an ordained rabbi. Sarah Silverman's sister is a rabbi. My friend and col- league Bob Alper is a comedian. Rabbi Moshe Waldoks has done standup comedy for years, and co-authored (with Bill Novak, father of actor B.J. Novak) The Big Book of Jewish Humor. And Amy Schumer was a religious school- cutup. In this, she follows in a noble tradi- tion. According to ancient legend, Abraham was a rebellious kid who asked impertinent questions. We can certainly imagine Baruch Spinoza, the heretic of Amsterdam, sitting in the back of his religious school classroom, cracking jokes. So, yes — being Jewish can be funny, and being funny can be Jewish. In particular, stand- up comedy. It's about being out there alone on the stage. This is very Jewish. Throughout his- tory, Jews have gone out onto the stages of his- tory, often facing hostile crowds, and we have been able to laugh at ourselves and others. Purim, the essential Jewish comedy festival, reminds us: laughter has been our most potent weapon against our enemies. So, Amy, this one's for you. It's from the Talmud, which can often be hysterically funny, whether or not the ancient sages intended it that way. Two rabbis were taking a stroll in the mar- ketplace, and they ran into Elijah, the prophet (who, according to lore, never really died, and apparently kept on coming back to Earth in various disguises). They asked the prophet: "Who in this marketplace is most deserving of reward in the World to Come?" The prophet pointed to two men. The rab- bis asked the two men about their professions. They replied: "We are jesters. When people are sad, we make them happy:' That's why we like people who are funny. They make us happy. And they remind us of something else. There is a connection between "humor" and "human:' Laughter keeps us human. ❑ Schumer is the creator, star, writer and executive producer of the Peabody Award- winning and Emmy-nominated Comedy Central show, Inside Amy Schumer, for which she won a Critics Choice TV Award for "Best Actress in a Comedy Series." She is the writer and star of the film Trainwreck, in theaters now. Schumer also is set to headline her first HBO comedy special, to be directed by Chris Rock and debut later this year. JN August 20 • 2015 59