arts & entertainment Exodus: Gods and Kings Film is a testosterone-fueled journey to ancient Egypt. Michael Fox Special to the Jewish News M oses, as best I recall from Hebrew school and The Ten Commandments (1956), was a reluctant prophet with a speech impedi- ment who was ultimately persuaded by the unspeakable, unceasing suffering of his people — and God's fearsome support — to confront Pharaoh and lead the Hebrews out of slavery from Egypt. How (biblical) times have changed. The much-anticipated Hollywood epic Exodus: Gods and Kings reinvents the saga of a people's miraculous liberation as one rug- ged individualist's journey of self-discovery, identity and profound purpose. The fundamental matter of spirituality, which might be defined in this context as the courage and power of faith, comes up in conversation a few times but not in ways that impact the moviegoer's experience. Your post-film repartee is more likely to center on the curious and disconcerting form in which God (or is it an angel acting as his emissary?) appears. Exodus: Gods and Kings, which opens on Friday, Dec. 12, is a sun-blistered chunk of glowering, male-centric mythmaking. Aside from its oddly anti-climactic end- ing — recognizing that it's a tough call how many desert miles and years to continue the tale after the Red Sea — this is a well- paced, continuously engaging piece of mainstream entertainment with the requi- site amount of impressive visual effects (in 3D). Just don't go expecting to be awed or to have a religious encounter. Title cards inform us at the outset that the year is 1300 B.C.E., and the Hebrews have been slaves in Egypt for four centuries. However, "God has not forgotten them:' Omitting the standard baby, basket and bulrushes, director Ridley Scott and screen- writer Steven Zailian (Schindler's List) intro- duce Moses (Christian Bale) as a general and Ramses II (Joel Edgerton) as his best friend since childhood and heir to Pharaoh's throne. Exodus immediately launches into a full- scale, screen-filling battle scene — a pre- emptive attack that might be construed as a comment on the Iraq War — in which the seed of Ramses II's paranoia and jealousy of Moses is planted. This section is designed to excite male viewers but also to inoculate them against the ensuing hours of banter, revelation, wil- derness wandering and domesticity before the warrior hero returns to Egypt to blow things up real good (Exodus boasts fiery explosions like any other self-respecting, would-be action movie). Even if he was raised as a prince of Egypt, the portrayal of Moses as self-confident and militarily adept takes some getting used to. It does explain, however, his disbelief when A scene from a gutsy Jewish elder (Ben Kingsley) informs him that he was a lowly Hebrew infant smuggled upriver toward the Pharaoh's palace. The Bible story is quite familiar to us, of course, even if creative license is employed via verbal flashbacks and narrative com- pression. Consequently, Exodus is most intriguing from a Jewish perspective for the ways it alternately evokes and evades the dominant events in the modern Jewish world — the Holocaust and Israel (its founding, exis- tence and current relationship vis-a-vis the Palestinians). The 20th-century genocide of Jews is alluded to in myriad ways, from the burn- ing of the corpses of slaves to the Egyptians lined up to insult the Hebrews as they leave. (The Hebrews' exodus is presented as com- plying with Ramses II's order to get out, so it is a deportation.) An earlier sequence, in which Ramses' soldiers knock down doors and brutalize Hebrew families in an effort to find (and kill) Moses, inevitably recalls the Nazis. When The Ten Commandments opened almost 60 years ago, the Holocaust was so recent, and raw, that it didn't need to be ref- erenced. The horrific genocide did inform the movie, however, in that the general pub- lic needed no help rooting unequivocally for the Hebrews' freedom. Another key factor was the new State Exodus: Gods and Kings of Israel's status as a universal symbol of hope and rebirth. That image no longer holds sway, and the filmmakers acknowl- edge the contemporary perception that the oppressed have become oppressors. While Moses and Joshua strategize how to cross the Red Sea, and Ramses' chariots thunder in pursuit, they take a moment to ponder the Hebrews' eventual return to Canaan. Now numbering 400,000 people, "we would be seen as invaders:' Moses points out. This is an unexpected acknowledge- ment of power, one that Arab audiences (in Jordan, Lebanon, Iraq, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Oman, Qatar and Egypt, where Exodus: Gods and Kings opens Dec. 25 or shortly thereafter) will welcome. Evangelical Christians in the U.S., anoth- er large target market, will presumably have the opposite response. Jews, of course, will interpret and respond to the film from yet another per- spective. The Old Testament does lend itself to various readings, after all. So does this robust movie, even if it is unlikely to inspire study groups. ❑ Exodus: Gods and Kings opens on Friday, Dec.12. w s yla emi Nate Bloom 161 Special to the Jewish News Good TV 41) I am sorry I didn't clue readers into the Dec. 2 premiere of the new "scripted" (vs. "reality") Bravo series a Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce. New episodes air at 10 p.m. Tuesdays, with many encores during the week and all episodes available online. I caught the pilot and can tell you firsthand that it is very good. The lead character, Abby McCarthy, played by Lisa Edelstein, 49, is a middle-aged woman with a teen daughter and a 5-year-old son. She earns a good income from advice books she pens, which include a lot of stuff about what a Edelstein good marriage she's in. The problem is V 66 December 11 • 2014 that she and her husband, played by Paul Adelstein, 45, have long been on the rocks. I completely agree with this Hollywood Reporter review: "A Adelstein bit of a shocker is that almost every- thing about it works; for a first effort, that's defying the odds and then some. This series is the closest anything in recent memory has come to Sex and the City when that series was at its zeitgeisty best. Of particu- lar note is star Edelstein (House), whose performance is exceptional – there's really no overselling how outstanding she is in every scene, which is essential to convincing view- ers that the show is not only worth a look but a full commitment." Father Time People magazine had some egg on its face when the publication acci- dentally posted an obituary of actor Kirk Douglas on its website on Nov. 30. Douglas, who turned 98 on Dec. 9, quoted Mark Twain (whose death was also reported in error) when he spoke to a USA Today reporter on Dec. 1: "The announcement of my death is premature." The false report created much Internet chatter, some of which was fairly amusing. New York Daily News website comments included, "I am not dead, and I am Spartacus!" and "Hey, Kirk, say hello to Abe Vigoda!" You may recall that Vigoda (The Godfather and Barney Miller) was reported dead in a 1982 People arti- cle and that a TV reporter repeated the mistake in 1987. Vigoda, now 93, has often joked about his "death" with TV hosts. Meanwhile, hitting the cen- tury mark in 2014 were comedian Professor Irwin Corey and actor Norman Lloyd. Just before a big 100th birthday party at a New York actors' club, Corey told the New York Daily News: "I hope they give me an 18-year-old girl!" Lloyd is prob- ably best known for playing Dr. Daniel Auschlander on the TV show St. Elsewhere. He still Lloyd plays tennis twice a week and has a biggish supporting role in Trainwreck, a Judd Apatow film that will open in July 2015. Howie Mandel, 59, a St. Elsewhere co-star, said: "I love Norman Lloyd. He is a legend. I have spent hours [feeling] like a little kid while he regaled us with stories of Hitchcock. He teaches; he entertains. He is a legend!" ❑