frontlines i ofr / Earhart and Noonan, and their brood of offspring, arrived at New York's LaGuardia Airport late this afternoon to throngs of cheering well-wishers. Earhart refused to answer reporters' ques- tions but did say through a spokesperson that she is "thrilled to be back home despite the fact that the airline that flew her here lost her luggage' Dateline: Sept. 18, 2032. Though it won't be available for two more years, lines are already forming at Apple stores to buy the 627th updated version of Apple's popular iPhone. The all-new appy, healthy 5775 to you and yours! My, where iPhone 628 is the technology giant's biggest, fastest, longest, have the centuries gone? Which raises the ques- widest, shiniest and coolest cellular phone to date. However, it's tion, what exactly does the future hold for us? For receiving mixed reviews, with critics especially upset over the that, I dust off my trusty crystal ball and give you another fact that at 20 inches by 32 inches, the phone's screen is so gigan- installment of Tomorrow's News Today. tic that the 628 had to be engineered with wheels and a handle so Dateline: Oct. 22, 2014. After having completed its 442-mil- consumers can transport it around. lion-mile journey to Mars, NASA's Maven spacecraft Hands down one of the features that is guaranteed to has begun sending back its initial findings. Though please celebrities is the fact that the iPhone 628 comes its main mission is to study Mars' upper atmosphere, with an innovative camera that automatically digitizes the craft revealed an unexpected and shocking find- out private parts on selfies. Plus, kids will love the 628's ing today when it verified the existence of a Walmart texting technology that is said to be so advanced that and Starbucks on the surface of the Red Planet. they'll never have a reason to talk to another human As if that weren't incredible enough, NASA ever again. Finally, Dateline: April 11, 2047. Major League announced at a press conference today that a second Starbucks had been located and it was less than a Baseball announced today the formation of a separate, mile away from the first one! The discovery of the new league that will play its games only in Venezuela, coffeehouse is expected to save the budget-strapped Cuba and the Dominican Republic. The big news is Alan space agency millions of dollars because of the acces- the leagues will be made up of only American players; Muskovitz sibility of Starbucks free wifi service. not because Hispanic players aren't welcome — there Jewish News Dateline: July 15, 2017. In what arguably has to just aren't any left in those countries. Tigers shortstop Columnist be considered one of most amazing stories of our Bobby Miller, who, before his retirement last year, was lifetime, it has been confirmed that Amelia Earhart the last American to play baseball in the United States, and her navigator Fred Noonan were found alive last says, "This is a welcome relief for American kids who week on a remote island in the Pacific. Earhart, now 120 years still love our great national pastime and who took three years of old, and Noonan, age 124, were said to be in amazingly good high school Spanish:' ❑ condition considering they had been missing since 1937. The two flying legends attributed their survival to the support they Alan Muskovitz is a writer, voice-over/acting talent, speaker, emcee received from the 14 children they conceived while stranded on and a regular guest host on the Mitch Albom Show on WJR AM 760. their desert island. 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Akiva students Sander Eizen, Ari Eizen, Zachary Herschfus and Noah Adler with a Nechama worker, center. Reaching Beyond Akiva students end summer by clearing a flooded basement. I n high school, many young people begin to expand their view beyond their immediate surroundings. Some begin to think about politics, others get involved in the community and others look for involvement beyond their own com- munity. At Akiva Hebrew Day School in Southfield, students have opportunities to do all of these things. And often students bring their own agendas and open up the entire student body to new things. Some of the opportunities include pre-holiday vis- its with senior citizens, monthly tutoring at Stevenson Elementary, packaging food at Yad Ezra and working at JARC. Students can also participate in a Model United Nations, lobby for Israel through AIPAC or Panim, or intern with Stand with Us, a campus Israel advocacy organization. Recently, students were able to reach out to the larger community when the devas- tating flooding struck the area. Nechama, a national Jewish disaster relief organiza- tion, deployed help here in conjunction with the Jewish Federation of Metropolitan Detroit. Workers were overwhelmed with requests for help, especially from the unin- sured or underinsured. A group of Akiva students, led by parent volunteer Michal Korman and three of the school's Israeli shlichim, spent their last day of summer vacation hauling decay- ing trash from the flooded basement of an Oak Park home. The work was truly grueling, but Nechama staff and students related how they stuck with the work and gave it their all for the entire day. Student volunteers included Ellen Peysakhova, Yardena Schwarcz, Andrew Korman, Sander Eizen, Ari Eizen, Nati Faber, Avi Greenbaum, Zach Herschfus, Alter Klausner and Noah Adler. Several of the students said they enjoyed the experi- ence because it gave them the opportunity to interact with and learn about something so outside of their normal experience. ❑ October 2 2014 3