ETCETERA NIGHTCAP Climate Change It's A Real Thirig By Harry Kirsbaum love the way the climate change deniers trot out the 3 percenters, those scientists who agree that climate change is false, and merely a Democratic political tool to force more regulations on companies around the country and increase taxes. Politics and religion are based on belief, and everyone has a right to their own. But science is science. It's based on critical thinking, empirical proof and reason. If you had an ache in your gut, went to 100 doctors and 97 of them said it was something serious and could pos- sibly be cancer, would you listen to the three who said it was probably nothing? Would you take those odds if you had squeaky brakes in your car and only I three repairmen said the same thing? If you listen to the Republicans, this is all political. If you listen to Rush Lim- baugh, Mark Levin and Sean Hannity when they interview their"scientists," climate change plainly doesn't exist, and it's yet another way that President Obama can destroy capitalism. Go ahead and ignore the National Climate Assessment, an 840-page document compiled by 300 scientists and experts with the support of 18 American scientific societies, academies and more than 200 worldwide scientific organizations. If the rest of the world is thinking of solutions, why can't we? According to the assessment, "Evidence for climate change abounds, from the top of the atmosphere to the depths of the oceans. Scientists and engineers from around the world have meticulously collected this evidence, using satellites and networks of weather balloons, thermometers, buoys and other observing systems. "Evidence of climate change is also visible in the observed and measured changes in location and behavior of species and functioning of ecosystems. Taken together, this evidence tells an unambiguous story:The planet is warming, and over the last half century, this warming has been driven primarily by human activity:" Here in the Midwest, the assessment foresees a decline in crop yields, public health risks due to increased heat wave intensity and frequency, and reduced water quality, increased rainfall and flooding, and negative effects to the Great Lakes due to increased algae and invasive species. Our region also produces greenhouse gas emissions 20 percent higher than the national average. To the 27 percent of Americans who don't believe in climate change, go ahead, dismiss the 97 percent of scien- tists and stick with the others. You're most likely the same 30 percent who strictly believe in creationism and think that the Earth is only 6,000 years old. Ignore the fact that the trace uranium found in a meteorite that crashed into the Earth in Arizona is 50,000 years old. Neil deGrasse Tyson in the Fox series Cosmos also disproved a similar theory about the age of the universe, which some claim is 6,500 years old. Citing hundreds of billions of galaxies in the observable universe, Tyson said, "The Crab Nebula is about 6,500 light years from Earth. According to some beliefs, that's the age of the whole universe, but if the universe were only 6,500 years old, how could we see light from anything more distant than the Crab Nebula? We couldn't" These same people also question the consensus of the 97 percent of scientists who believe in climate change, even though NASA supported it. You remem- ber NASA? Weren't they the people who sent astronauts to the moon with the help of computers that had the same power as your smartphone? Why would anyone ignore survey results from those guys? I'd like to ask the 3 percenters two questions: What's the age of the uni- verse? What's the age of the Earth? If their answer is calculated in the thousands of years, they can't call them- selves scientists. our child's journey to adulthood deserves to be celebrated in spectacular fashion. We know just the place... 100 Townsend Street, Birmingham MI, 48009 Contact Joanie Sams at 248-642-5191 or Sams@Townsendhotel.com www.townsendhotel.com www.redthreadmagazine.com RED THREAD I June 2014 37