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Lots Of Diversity:
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he question once was, "What would you like to be
are per-
when you grow up?" With the trend these days to
fectly smooth
downsizing and layoffs, the questions might now
when you buy them.
be, "What would you like to do now?"
• Last putter-away:
According to the BBC News, some unusual jobs have been
Sorts and stores shoe molds.
pursued. One man signed on as a human cannonball. The
Whatever you may be looking
description indicates a need to keep an eye on weight and
for, we have a job for you from A
that the pay is not great but "job satisfaction is guaranteed,
to Z: Actor for a haunted house; Bingo
provided you land in the safety nee
announcer; Clown for rodeos; Drawbridge
If you think that the title of a job gives you an
tender; Eyeglass buffer; Fingerprint
in as to what to expect as your duties, maybe
analyzer; Glass sculptor; Hot rod builder;
you should think again as you consider this list
Interpreter for government agency; Jelly doughnut
of actual jobs that are out there:
filler; Karate instructor; Lifeguard; Military role
• Chicken sexer: Sort through baby chicks to
player for sensitivity training sessions; Note taker
determine if they are male or female and then
for college students; Ocean scuba guide; Phone
segregate them.
psychic; Quiz writer for competitions; Rescue
• Odor judger: Gets to smell armpits all day to
squad for pets; Stand-in bridesmaid for weddings
help make deodorants that work well.
where the bride doesn't know enough people;
• Egg breaker: Separates yolks and whites of
Telemarketer for cemetery; Urinalysis tester;
eggs for use in food products by striking eggs
Voice-over specialist for movies to commercials;
against a bar, and then pouring contents of bro-
Window washer for skyscrapers; Xylophone tuner;
Sy Man el lo
ken eggs into an egg separating device.
Youth
boot camp instructor for juvenile offenders;
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• Wrinkle chaser: This person irons wrinkles
Zoo
attendant.
Assist ant
from shoes as they are being made to ensure
Good luck!

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