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Pharaoh: Oh, thank God, you're
here, make these things go away.
I've tried everything — facial
masks, buff puff, exfoliates, zinc
supplements, hypnosis, feng shui,
everything! Clear my complexion,
and I'll let you Israelites worship
in the desert for four days, if you
want to.
Aaron: OK, we'll again start
packing.
(They turn to leave)
Pharaoh: Wait, if I change my
mind, what would happen?
Aaron: Well, if you don't let us
go, the Lord will rain down on
you millions of little round balls,
and when you try to chase after us
you'll slip and fall down, and you'll
try to get up, and you'll slip and
fall again and we'll be laughing so
hard...
Several lines later:
Slave Narrator: But Pharaoh
proved wishy-washy again. And
Aaron and Moses promised
Pharaoh the worst plague of them
all.
Aaron: If you don't let us go,
the Lord will make Chanukah last
eight months instead of eight days,
and every night our children will
be wandering through the villages
singing (in an annoying voice) "I
have a little Dreidel, I made it out
of clay, and when..."
Pharaoh: No!
Light says he always enjoys
deviating from the Haggadah and
changing things up a bit, like the
year one granddaughter asked
the Four Questions in French and
another answered in Spanish, put-
ting their high school language
courses to good use.
The script also incorporates
some classic parodies like "Just a
Tad of Haroset" sung to the tune of
"A Spoon Full of Sugar" and "Les
Miselijah" to the tune of "Do You
Hear the People Sing." (To find a
comprehensive list of Passover
parodies with cited authors, try
www.JewishFreeware.org .)
"I just try to inject some humor
into the retelling of the story:' says
Light, who, despite the comedy,
maintains a tone of reverence and
thanksgiving, and even incorpo-
rates detailed laws into the night
with printed explanations. In one,
he describes the meaning and laws
of eating the afikomen, the dessert
at the end of the seder: "After this
step, nothing else may be eaten or
drunk — except a laxative." El
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25800 Eleven Mile Road
Southfield, Michigan 48034
(248) 727-2000
www.brookdaleliving.com
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Six different dinner entrées every night
Daily, weekly and monthly housekeeping
On-site deli
Transportation seven days a week
Organized events, activities and outings
seven days a week
• A heated swimming pool
with jacuzzi spa
• 24-Hour concierge
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YOUR PERSONAL VISIT, CALL (248) 727-2000
6760 West Maple Road, West Bloomfield, Michigan 48322
Eugene and Marcia Applebaum Jewish Community Campus
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(Time limited on select units)
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Available
0 Complimentary JCC
Membership
Independent Living in a
Luxurious Senior Community
Spacious open floor plans
Private balconies and patios
Covered parking
Kosher nutritious dinners and cafe
Social work staff and support
Physical, social and educational programs
Fine art studio, fitness room,
Library and computer center
Personal care services available
a residence of Jewish Senior Life
For information call Marcia Mittelman, Administrator
248-661-1836 to schedule a tour
or visit our website for an application!
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