To Do! CALENDAR Calendar from page 35 and two-four hours of development training and support sessions monthly. Participants will receive monthly stipend of $110 and $1,415 education award upon completing requirements. Ariella: arubin@jfsdetroit.org or (248) 592-3972. EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE by Jordan B. Gorfinkel wwwjewIshcartoon.com HELL-0 COO5IN5 IN THE 5OUTH./ 11:5 CALLING FROM UP NORTH. HOW YA GUYS DOINI / ? BECCA BETH BERNIE YAEL LOUIS The Altruist ZAYDS The Realist BUBS The Idealist The Perplexed The Rebel The Traditionalist The Bubbe YOU, -700? BUT YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA! WHAT ARE YOU DIGGING OUT FROM? COOS/NS. Knit hats for local schoolchildren using your own yarn or pick up donated yarn at the Hadassah office. Patterns for hats are also available. (248) 683-5030. JEWISH LEARNING Become a better person taking "Just Say 'Know' to Judaism," a lunch-and- learn adult learning series, noon-1 p.m. Wednesdays, through March 23, at West Bloomfield JCC. Series theme for Rabbi Tzvi Muller: "Tongue in Check: Avoiding Gossip and Badmouthing." He will speak March 9 on "Lip Disservice." Co-sponsors: Partners in Torah, JCC, FedEd, Federation's Alliance for Jewish Education and the Yeshiva. $7 per class; includes lunch. RSVP: justsayknowtojudaism.com or (248) 583-2476. Come for adult learning at Cong. Beth Ahm in West Bloomfield. RSVP/details from Nancy Kaplan: nancyellen879@ att.net or (248) 737-1931: • Mishna Sanhedrin - Learn at Your Own Pace: Join Beth Ahm's Rabbi Steven Rubenstein for an informal Talmud study project now underway. Concludes with a siyyum (meal cel- ebrating the completion of a Talmudic study unit) on morning of erev Pesach, April 18. Free. Learning links and com- mentary posted occasionally on Web site: www.cbahm.org . Details: rayste- ven@cbahm.org or (248) 851-6880. • Pirke Avot: Participate in Rabbi Steven Rubinstein's informal Torah study group for adults 9-9:30 a.m. Saturdays. Hebrew knowledge not required. Bring copy of Pirke Avot or request a loaner. raysteven@cbahm.org or (248) 851-6880. • [More] Talmud Every Educated Jew Should Know: Sign up for three- part study series with Rabbi Steven Rubinstein starting 8-9:30 p.m. Tuesday, March 7 (also March 14, 21). Returning and new students welcome. Materials will be provided in English translation in addition to the original Hebrew and Aramaic. $10 per session. • The Hebrew Bible: No RSVP required for Learning Company's 11111111--- 36 March 3 2011 NEW YOR DVD series featuring Professor Amy- Jill Levine of Vanderbilt University 1 p.m. Wednesday, March 9. After two 30-minute lectures, "The Book of Judges, parts 1 and 2," Nancy Kaplan will lead informal discussion. Donations welcome. nancyellen879@ att.net or (248) 737-1931. • Prayerbook Hebrew classes: Register for five-week Siddur Hebrew reading-and-comprehension course starting Tuesday, March 15. Instructor Emily Nadis leads "Beginner-Plus," for those with basic phonetic Hebrew reading skills,10:30 a.m.-noon; and "Total Beginner," 7:30-9 p.m. $50 plus cost of textbook. Explore "Basic Concepts of Judaism" with Rabbi Joseph Klein 7:30-9 p.m. Thursdays, through March 24, at Temple Emanu-El in Oak Park. $35 sin- gle, $40 couple; save $5 if members. RSVP to Education Office: EdAsst@ emanuel-mich.org or (248) 967-4023. LEARNING Hear Wendy Evans from Wayne State University lecture on "The Third Reich and 'Degenerate Art" 10:15 a.m. Sunday, March 6, at Holocaust Memorial Center, 28123 Orchard Lake Road in Farmington Hills. Free with museum admission. (248) 553-2400. Consider "The Evolution of the Jewish News and Jewish Media in Detroit" from JN Editor Robert Sklar, at lunch- and-learn program, noon Monday, March 7, at Downtown Synagogue, 1457 Griswold in Detroit 48226. Free kosher lunch and program. RSVP: (248) 543-4255. Hear history of nearly 90,000 Michiganders who fought for the Union 150 years ago at "Michigan and the Civil War" 8 p.m. Monday, March 7, at Birmingham Temple in Farmington Hills. Speaker will be Army Lt. Col. (Ret.) Tom Collier, American History professor at University of Michigan. Free. (248) 477-1410. SENIORS Find programming for seniors at both locations of the Jewish Community Center. Contacts are Rosa for the Active Life and Sharon for Institute for Retired Professionals: (248) 967- 4030. At West Bloomfield JCC: • Monday, March 7,10 a.m.: Join the Senior Men's Club in Room 204. Free. Finally, 2 p.m.: Discuss current events with Linda Garfield in room 205. • Wednesday, March 7, 1:30 p.m.: Memory Club and Brain Teasers with Ronnie Berman in Room 205. $3. At Oak Park JCC: • Monday, March 7, 10-11:30 a.m.: Join Holocaust Survivor Support Group led by Dr. Charles Silow. Also, noon-1 p.m.: the Active Life-COJAR will present Sara Eisemann on "Special Prayer for Health." $3. Finally, 1 p.m.: Watch Harry and Tonto (115 min.), a 1974 movie about a retired, lifelong New Yorker who goes on a cross- country odyssey with his beloved cat. Presented by Program for Holocaust Survivors and Families. Free. • Tuesday, March 8, 1 p.m.: Nature series with facilitator Joe Tazelaar. $1. Also, 2 p.m.: Take a musical adven- tures with Fabs Kaldobsky. • Wednesday, March 9,1- 3 p.m.: Play cards with the Bridge Club. Free. • Thursday, March 10,10:30 a.m.: Discuss current events with David Weiner. Also, noon: lunch, followed by 1 p.m. concert. Contact Rosa for details. Non-refundable paid reservations for lunch ($2.75) required by March 1. Concert only: $1. Contact psychologist Dr. Charley Silow, director of Program for Holocaust Survivors and Families, if you know a Michigan Holocaust survivor who would want to be remembered in Silow's "Portraits of Honor" project. Dedication of the interactive, perma- nent exhibit will be noon Sunday, May 1, at Holocaust Memorial Center in Farmington Hills. Charlessilow@gmail. com or (248) 661-2999. • Holocaust support at Meer: Silow will facilitate group 2-3 p.m. Thursday, March 10, at Meer Jewish Apartments, 6760 W. Maple in West Bloomfield. Join the CSZ Seniors for an afternoon of classical, popular music featur- ing Cantor Meir Finkelstein 1 p.m. Wednesday, March 9, at Congregation Shaarey Zedek in Southfield. Free. Refreshments. Call Gail to arrange a ride: (248) 357-5544. YOUNG ADULTS Observe Rosh Chodesh at Women's Lecture series sponsored by the Active Life-COJAR 9:15 a.m. Thursday, March 10, at Oak Park JCC. Janet Snider will speak on "Adar II: Using Our Heads to Serve Hashem." Free. (248) 967-4030. Listen to the strumming Banjoes of Michigan, noon Tuesday, March 15, in Handleman Hall at Temple Beth El in Bloomfield Township. The Ambassadors seniors group welcomes the community. $14, or $12 for mem- bers; includes lunch. RSVP prior to March 10. Betty: (248) 476-1775 or Doris: (248) 352-5882. Bookstock: Donate Books Topic: "Yiddish Culture In America' Drop off donations of used books, books Hear Professor Avraham Novershtern discuss "Yiddish Culture on tape, records, videos, CDs and DVDs in America: So Jewish, So American!" 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, on another Bookstock '11 Colossal March 9, at West Bloomfield JCC. Next speaker in Languages Collection Day 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Sunday, of Jewish Life lecture series, concluding March 16. Sponsors: March 6. Drive to rear of Bloomfield Plaza, Federation's Alliance for Jewish Education, JCC's Seminars southwest corner of Maple and Telegraph for Adult Jewish Enrichment, Wayne State University's Cohn- in Bloomfield Township. Tax receipts Haddow Center for Judaic Studies and University of Michigan's provided. Volunteers still needed to sort Frankel Institute for Advance Judaic Studies. $10 adult, $5 for materials 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Wednesdays. student and Jewish communal professional or educator. Learn www.bookstock.info or (248) 645-7840, more at "SAJE," found under Arts, Culture & Education tab, at ext. 365. www.jccdet.org or (248) 661-1000. Enjoy happy hour setting for young adults to meet new Jewish friends 8:30-10:30 p.m. Thursday, March 3, at the WAS, 25595 Woodward, Royal Oak 48067. Open to ages 21-40 only, fea- tures of the evening will include compli- mentary appetizers and open bar plus live music. Ilanit: jewishhappyhour@ gmail.com or (248) 414-7485. Attend benefit concert for Summer in the City, the Detroit community ser- vice program, 7 p.m. Saturday, March 5, at Temple Israel in West Bloomfield. Line-up to include Jam Society, Live the Dash, Teen T'Fillah Team, Yom Sheini and Foster Brooks. $18 adult, $10 younger; bring additional cash for raffle, refreshments and merchandise. Zack: zchutz@temple-israel.org or (248) 661-5700. Calendar on page 38