COMMUNITY HIGHLIGHTS NOVI TH EATRE 011 Wednesday, Thursday & Sunday Dinner/Show Package for Two: $79.951Tickets: $30 Per Person Dinner/Show Package for Two: $89.95 Tickets: $35 Per Person Thegoilfailtlil WOR OUT Roller Babes to Texas Hold 'Em — It's All Good! ur offerings run the gamut this month: High tea to rad chicks in roller skates. Civilized wine tastings to a progressive film festival. March is an awesome month to get out and rock the city. Need more? Go to redthreadmagazine.com and see the calendar listings on our homepage. There's a ton of out-of-the-ordinary stuff that we cherry-pick because, well, it just looks cool. O April 29-M4 Celebrity Autobiography March 2-2C Godfadda Workout 10V1 VOti March 23-April 10 I Love You, You're NOW 11 511061. Perfect, Now Change May 4-May 22 Bad Dates April 13-24 Robert Dubac's The Male "44 Intellect: An Oxymoron? May 25-June 26 The Last 5 Years THE ABSOLUT BEST IN STAND UP COMEDY • • • • • • • • • C any Friday or Saturday DINNER & SHOW , at Valid Andiamo Novi Theatre FOR TVVO $499. vs (based On availability) andiamo theatre.com 42705 Grand River Ave. Novi, MI 48375 248.348.4448 SKATE AND DESTROY The glue that binds together an unlikely cadre of chicks with serious attitude — and an affinity for cheesy, badass aliases like Ghetto Barbie, Bruisie Siouxxx and Peaches N. CreamYa — is an unwavering oath of sportsmanship. (In "real life,"these "tough broads" are doctors, waitresses, engineers, teachers, accountants, hairstylists, mothers and wives). The Detroit Derby Girls, founded in 2005, have picked up on the campy fun of the '70s and earned a cult following all their own, and for good reason: They put on a spectacular sports show. The ladies play crowd-pleasing, funky, punk-y classics during intermission — and they're all heart. Made up of five home teams, including the D-Funk Allstars and the Detroit Pistoffs, the DDG offers fans a taste of national competition as their travel team takes on the Windy City Roller All-Stars on Saturday, March 5. Then the home teams return to Cobo Arena on Saturday, March 19. With many of the girls' own families in the audience, the Detroit Roller Derby is a family-friendly environment, with free admission for kids 12 and under. $15-$20. Detroit Derby Girls: (800) 745-3000; olympiaentertainment.com ; detroitderbygirls.com . CLINK, DAHLINGS When you've grown up with Merchant of Vino as your family's business, you can't help but know a little something about wine. So when brothers Matt and Marc Jonna opened Plum Market in 2007, offering savvy shoppers choices of organic, specialty and local prod- ucts, it was only natural to have a wine bar, too. Under the guidance of head sommelier (and Red Thread's buddy) Mick Deschamps, Plum Market's CRU Winebar has become not only a showcase of highest-quality wine and beer but also a source of education and information for guests. CRU's weekly Thursday-night tastings and monthly exclusive events have become super- chic social happenings where both beginners and connoisseurs can sample superb wines and handcrafted artisan beers — while learning to talk the talk. This month, to celebrate the NCAA College Basketball Tournament, the CRU will pit grape-producing rivals against one another in their version of the"Big Dance," including: Chile vs. Argentina, Australia vs. South Africa and France vs. Italy. $20-$25. Cru Winebar, West Bloomfield: (248) 626-7000; plummarket.com . HIGH TEA FOR THE HOI POLLOI Break out your finery for a lush and lavish English tea at an elegant Bloomfield Hills home to support the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. DSO violinists Kyoko Kashiwagi and Ron Fischer will perform while you enjoy assorted teas and sample those lovely tea sandwiches, scones with lemon curd, blueberry and peach tartlets and more, courtesy of Opus One. Hosted by DSO Volunteer Council chairs Marlene Bihlmeyer and Debra Partich,"The Two of Us Invite You for Tea" launches the council's 24th season of Musical Feasts on Tuesday, March 15, at 1:30 p.m. $65. DSO Volunteer Council's Musical Feasts: (313) 576-5154; detroitsymphony.com . HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD ...IN A2 Who knew? The longest-running independent and experimental film festival in North America is right in our backyards. The 49th Ann Arbor Film Festival, held March 22-27 at the Michigan Theater, has showcased groundbreaking cinema from luminaries such as Lawrence Kasdan and Andy Warhol. Take in a few of this year's 180 films, winnowed from more than 2,500 submissions. Tick- ets: $9; passes: $45-$125. The Ann Arbor Film Festival: (734) 995-5356; aafilmfest.org . HEY POKER FACE, WE'RE CALLING ON YOU Spring, summer, winter and fall. Morning, noon and night. There's always something to enjoy in Birmingham. Come experience a city with the hottest boutiques, restaurants. vie theatres, events and more. To learn about the possibilities, visit enjoybirmingham.com or call 248.530.1200. IT ALL STARTS HERE First two hours free in the city parking decks. Check out our fa cebook pag Enjoy Birmingttam i‘iOW 10 March 2011 l RED THREAD Bilouncihnin Principal Shoppno Otstuct In its sixth year, kosher food bank Yad Ezra has executed one the area's most anticipated fundraising events: Ante Up for Hunger, held this year on Saturday, March 5, from 8-11 p.m., raises much needed cash for the area's only kosher food pantry, which helps more than 1,600 families each month. In addition to the cards, there's white-knuckle bingo, a silent auction, munchies and, of course, booze — can't have poker without the hooch. $50 per person and a $50 buy-in to play cards. The event is held each year in the food pantry's ware- house. Complimentary valet is provided. Yad Ezra, 2850 West 11 Mile Road, Berkley: (248) 548-3663; yadezra.org . — By Lynne Konstantin www.redthreadmagazine.com