Attorneys, come for a B'nai B'rith Barristers Unit dinner program fea- turing Herschel Fink of Honigman, Miller discussing the Detroit text-mes- saging scandal 6 p.m. Thursday, April 29, at Pasquale's Restaurant, 3815 N. Woodward in Royal Oak. $20. RSVP to Keith: sirlinlawman@aol. Socialize with David L. Bittker Unit of B'nai B'rith, group for descendants of Holocaust survivors, 7 p.m. Saturday, May 1, at Langan's Norwest Lanes, 32905 Northwestern Highway in Farmington Hills. $30 per couple/$15 per person includes pizza, pop, salad and bowling; free for those who joining BB that evening. RSVP by April 26 to Marci Rotenberg: rotenclan@sbcglobal. net or (248) 661-5006. Go shopping and more at the Michigan International Women's Show, Thursday through Sunday, April 29- May 2, at Rock Financial Showplace, 46100 Grand River in Novi. $9 door, 8 online, $7.50 purchase at Kroger; $5 ages 6-12 and free under 6 with paying adult. www.internationalwomensshow. com or (800) 849-0248. Join bus outings sponsored by the JCC's Center Travel. Upcoming trips: Breaking Up is Hard to Do musical and lunch, Wednesday, May 5, at Meadow Brook; Spring Awakening play, 1 p.m. Thursday, May 6, at Fisher Theatre; Our Town, Wednesday, May 12, at Purple Rose; Tosca opera, final dress rehearsal, Friday, May 14, Detroit Opera House; Cats musical play, Sunday, May 23, at Fisher Theatre. Also taking reservations for Jewish Spain, June 17-29; Stratford and Niagara-on-the-Lake trips in August, and more. RSVP/details: Marilyn Wolfe: (248) 432-5471 or www.jccdet.org . EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE by Jordan B. Gorfinkel • www.jewishcartoon.com The Altruist The Realist BERNIE YAEL LOUIS ZAYDS BUBS The Idealist The Perplexed The Rebel The Traditionalist The Bubbe RO DU CTIO NS I NC. ALL RIG HTS RES ERVE D. 15RA\EL- 1-1A5 A Rfoi-rr -iO EXIST IN SAF", AND SECURE BORDERS AND WE SUPPORT /BRACE! Take care of your family at annual Botsford Hospital Safety and Injury Prevention Fair 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday, May 1, in Community Room at Botsford Hospital's Zieger Administration & Education Building, 28050 Grand River, Farmington Hills, MI 48336. Free. (248) 442-7986. EVENTS THAT HELP Take a "Walk for Project Chessed," raising funds for award-winning Jewish Family Service program that gives local low-income, uninsured individuals access to free health care services, 1 p.m. (noon sign-in) Sunday, April 25, at Oakland Community College, 27055 Orchard Lake Road, in Farmington Hills. Runners welcome. (248) 592- 2318 or www.walkforchessed.org . Meet Holocaust survivor, educator and tour guide Eliezer Ayalon at "An Evening With Eli," fundraiser for the Program for Holocaust Survivors and Families, a service of Jewish Senior Life, 7 p.m. Tuesday, April 27, at the Holocaust Memorial Center, 28123 Orchard Lake Road in Farmington Hills. $136 includes Israeli wines compli- ments of Hiller's Markets. Tickets: (248) 661-2999, ext. 13. Attend Planned Parenthood luncheon, featuring president Cecile Richards, noon Wednesday, April 28, at Troy Marriott, 200 W. Big Beaver. Tickets start $85. www.plannedparenthood.org/ midsouthmi or (734) 973-0710, ext.141. Applaud for Drs. Leopoldo Eisenberg, Marshall Solomon and Howard Terebelo, honorees at annual Maimonides Tribute Dinner, 6 p.m. Wednesday, April 28, at Adat Shalom Synagogue, 29901 Middlebelt in Farmington Hills. Professional Health Services Division, State of Israel Bonds, will feature speaker Dr. Raanan Gissin. Tickets: (248) 352-6555. Attend "Stomp Out Stigma," a perfor- mance by two people who have strug- gled with mental illness, at Kadima Healthy Body Healthy Mind Luncheon 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Thursday, April 29, at Tam-O-Shanter Country Club, 5051 Orchard Lake Road in West Bloomfield. Benefit for the Miya Jo Must Kadima Home. Tickets ($50) from Paula Schonberg: (248) 559-8235, ext.118 or paulas@kadimacenter.org . Crack up at the comedySLAM, 8-10 p.m. Friday, April 30, at the Townsend Hotel, Birmingham. Benefit for the Birmingham Family YMCA's Strong Kids Campaign. (248) 644-9036. Consider the Mind Over Matter (MOM) 5K charity run/walk, scheduled for 10 a.m. Saturday, May 1, starting/ending at Starr Jaycee Park,1101 W.13 Mile, between Crooks and Coolidge, in Royal Oak. The nonprofit MOM is dedicated to mental health awareness and sui- cide prevention. $20-25 depending on age; additional charge to pay at event, 8-9:30 a.m. www.mindovermatterrace. org or (248) 686-6954. Rent Party Enjoy the music of Rent Student Edition 7:30 p.m. CHR/677AN 7" V. JESUS roR ,SAY 11 WITH Among the Rent Student Edition cast are Michael Linden, Daniel Hurvitz, Ross Herner, Marlee Rich, Take steps toward ending world hunger at annual CROP Walk (Communities Responding to Overcome Poverty), with proceeds to benefit Yad Ezra kosher food pantry and other hunger relief agencies, 1 p.m. Sunday, May 2, at First United Church of Farmington, on Grand River east of Farmington Road. Collect funds for walking two miles or running 10K yourself, or make out check to CWS CROP Walk and mail to: Yad Ezra, 2850 W.11 Mile Road, Berkley, MI 48072. Lea@yadezra.org or (248) 548-3663. 10:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Sundays, through May 16, at Congregation Shaarey Zedek, 27375 Bell Road in Southfield. RSVP: mrappaport@shaareyzedek.org or (248) 357-5544, ext. 43. Catch Olympics skating stars Charlie White, Ben Agosto and Sasha Cohen at "Smucker's Stars on Ice" 4 p.m. Sunday, May 2, at Palace of Auburn Hills. Tickets start at $28. A portion of proceeds will benefit Boys & Girls Clubs of America. www.palacenet.com . Get a "Multiple Myeloma Update" from International Myeloma Foundation 6-8 p.m. Tuesday, April 27, at Gilda's Club, 3517 Rochester Road in Royal Oak. Free. Upcoming cancer education programs: (248) 577-0800 or www.gildasclubdetroit.org . Enjoy music of Orthodox Rabbi Yosil Rosenzweig, award-winning singer-songwriter from Ontario, 5:30 p.m. Sunday, May 2, at Magnetic Recordings,17 W. Lawrence in Pontiac. Ruby Harris, a Chicago-based jazz/ blues violinist, also performs. Tickets: $36; $52 VIP, which includes a kosher meal from Jerusalem Pizza. Some pro- ceeds will benefit the Friendship Circle. www.whyyoujam.com . Attend a six-week, non-sectarian, free divorce support group for adults 7- 8:30 p.m. Tuesdays, beginning April 27, at National Council of Jewish Women/Space for Changing Families, 26400 Lahser, Suite 306, Southfield. Donations appreciated. Co-facilitators: Jennifer Lopatin and Cindy Goldman. Pre-registration required: SPACE@ ncjwgds.org or (248) 355-9936. HEALTH / SUPPORT Improve communication, gain informa- tion and advice on parenting teens at series, "Please Stop the Rollercoaster," Share feelings of loss in a healing envi- ronment at a Bereavement Support Group, 6:30-8 p.m. Monday, April 26, at Temple Israel, 5725 Walnut Lake Road in West Bloomfield. Sponsored by temple's Robert Sosnick Family Life Center. Reservations required: (248) 661-5700 or Elaine@temple-israel.org . Find support and encouragement at "Together We Stand — Your Journey Through Cancer," a drop-in group with facilitator Jodie Jacobs and sponsored Calendar on page 54 Walk In The Park Visit Palmer Park, Joanna McClelland Glass' critically acclaimed play about race relations in Detroit after the Thursday through Saturday, 1967 riots, through May 9, at the Jewish Ensemble April 22-24, and 2 p.m. Theatre inside the West Bloomfield JCC. Different Sunday, April 25, at Andover facilitators will facilitate discussions following Thursday High School on Andover performances. Play moves to Detroit's Hilberry Theatre Road, west of Telegraph and starting May 21. JET schedule-tickets: (248) 788-2900, south of Long Lake Road, www.jettheatre.org . in Bloomfield Hills. Tickets: Charlie Frank and Alex Scharg. BECCAeBETH 0 BY GOR FT Socialize with Jewish Women International, Galilee Chapter, at its annual Mah Jongg Tournament Wednesday, April 28, at Congregation B'nai Moshe, 6800 Drake, in West Bloomfield. Register at 6:15 p.m.; play at 6:45. Pre-registration is $20; at the door is $25. Leigh Herskovic: (248) 737-8832 or (248) 895-8950. • Cong. Beth Ahm: Sisterhood offers a weekly game 12:30-3 p.m. Tuesdays, at 5075 W. Maple in West Bloomfield. $1 for snacks. RSVP to Gail: ellenbo@yahoo.com . (248) 341-5625. • Congregation T'chyiah-sponsored matinee: Join members and guests 2 p.m. Sunday, April 25. Includes CI&A with the director and an afterglow. Tickets from Sid Simon: sidneysimon®sbcglobal.net . 53