Arts & Entertainment Going For Laughs Jeff Garlin and Rosanne Barr are among the performers at a brand-new Michigan comedy arts festival. Suzanne Chessler Special to the Jewish News T he more comedian-actor-writer- producer-director Jeff Garlin — who appears as Larry David's manager Jeff Greene on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm (which he also pro- duces) — learned about Michael Moore's annual Traverse City Film Festival, the mc:e he wanted to host a comedy festival in the Michigan town. Garlin's idea is becoming a reality Feb. 19-21, when he and Moore host the Traverse City Comedy Arts Festival, featuring stand- up acts, films, special events and even fun programs for children. Proceeds will sup- port these nonprofit events in the future. "I've worked all over Michigan — East Lansing, Holly, Detroit, Traverse City and Grand Rapids," says Garlin, "I've vaca- tioned with my family in New Buffalo. "Michael and I talked about who our favorite comedians are and who was avail- able. He called Roseanne Barr, star of the Roseanne TV show for many years, and I called everybody else." Garlin will appear on the State Theatre stage with a routine that pokes fun at his own experiences and host free late-night talk shows at Horizon Books. Others on the lineup include filmmaker John Waters, Curb Your Enthusiasm's J.B. Smoove and rising comedy circuit stars Whitney Cummings and Mike Birbiglia. TJ & Dave, Second City veterans, will offer long-form improv, while Chicago duo Joe Avella and Tim Racine will showcase sketch comedy. "I'm a comedian who wings Garlin says about his upcoming appearances. "I never have anything planned, but I always use specific material based on what I've done that day. Whenever I'm in Traverse City, I seem to make fun of the Great Wolf Lodge. "I'm sure I mention Judaism almost every time I perform. I talk about my life and what's going on and somehow I know that being Jewish always will come up. Being Jewish can be funny." Garlin, 48, first got the idea to be a comedian when he was 8 years old and living in Chicago. His parents took him to see Jimmy Durante in a live show, and the youngster later asked if telling jokes on stage was a real job. "A week after my 20th birthday, when I was studying filmmaking at the University of Miami, I went to a comedy club, auditioned and passed:' Garlin recalls. "I started with Jeff Garlin Second City in the 1980s and worked hard for a long time." Garlin, whose stints at comedy clubs helped him polish his skills, has lots of political opinions but does not use them in his act. Current events often just make him too angry. "I can take anything personal and make it funny,' says Garlin, whose younger broth- er is executive director of a Chicago temple. Transitioning into television also came bit by bit with winning small parts on shows, writing pilots and then getting larger jobs. "Standup comedy and Curb Your Enthusiasm are pretty similar because they're both very creative and allow me to improvise Garlin says. "I play my television character like me. I think I'm a nice guy, and I play him like a nice guy. Still, he's not about anything and has no morals, and that's how we're different." Garlin soon will be hitting the book- tour circuit with his new release, My Footprint: Carrying the Weight of the World (Simon & Schuster; $29.99), a humorous Rosanne Barr take on how he set out to reduce his waist- line and carbon footprint. "I'm losing weight and getting greener every day': says Garlin, married to casting director Marla Garlin and the father of two sons, one who just celebrated his bar mitzvah. "I think of dieting as a waste of time so I just changed the way I eat — no sugar, meat, fast food, dairy or white flower. I'm very conscious about being green — recy- cling, making compost with garbage and not wasting." Another upcoming appearance is in the film The Bounty Hunter with Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler. "I'm an improvisational writer with com- edy," Garlin says. "When an idea strikes me, I write it down and work it out on stage. E Schedules and prices for the Traverse City Comedy Arts Festival, Feb.19-21, are available at www.comedyartsfesttc.org . ews 4t1 ion Nate Bloom Special to the Jewish News New Flicks ICI Garry Marshall's new film, Valentine's (1) Day, opening Friday, Feb.12, follows the intertwining lives of a group of ) Los Angelinos as they have romantic encounters on the Feb.14 holiday. The flick's star-laden cast includes Grey's Anatomy hunky co-stars Eric Dane (Dr. Sloan, a.k.a. "Dr. McSteamy"), 37, and Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Shepherd, a.k.a. "Dr. McDreamy"). My sources tell me that Dane's late father, an architect, Eric Dane was not born Jewish (although he may have converted to Judaism). Eric's mother is Jewish and Eric was raised Jewish. His brother's Jewish wife worked, until recently, for the San Francisco-area Jewish federation. In Valentine's Day, Dane, married in real life to actress Rebecca Gayheart a u 54 February 11 * 2010 (they are expectant parents), plays a pro football player who is the "gay closet." Also opening Feb. 12 is Creation, co-starring Paul Bettany as Charles Jennifer Darwin and Jennifer Connelly Connelly as his deeply religious wife, Emma. The film follows the famous scientist as, torn between faith and science, he struggles to finish his famous book On the Origin of the Species, which went on to become the foundation for evo- lutionary biology. Connelly, 39, whose mother is Jewish, is the real-life wife of Bettany. Shmatta Success HBO's new series How To Make It in America follows two hustling young Brooklyn guys as they try to succeed in NYC's fashion scene. It premieres 10 p.m. Sunday, Feb.14. Ben Epstein (Bryan Greenberg, 31) and his Hispanic pal/business part- ner Cam Calderon (Victor Rasuk) use their street smarts and connections to finance their clothing lines. They tap Cam's relative, a high-ener- gy drink mogul, and Bryan Ben's childhood pal, Greenberg hedge fund manager David Kaplan (Eddie Kaye Thomas, 29). Greenberg, who grew up in a reli- gious Jewish home, mostly recently co- starred on the TV drama October Road. Eddie Kaye Thomas, who also Thomas co-stars on the Fox series Til Death, is still best known as "Finch" in the American Pie movies. Jewish Cheesecake Each year, the mega-popular Web site Askmen.com , posts a list of the "Top 99 Most Desirable Women." In theory, this list is based on more than looks; site visitors are asked to choose the woman they would most want to have as their wife or girlfriend. I Six million site II I visitors voted, and 10 Jewish women are among the 99. The number pre- ceding their name is their ranking; their age follows their Emmanuelle name: (1) actress Chriqui Emmanuelle Chriqui, 31; (13) model Bar Refaeli, 24; (17) actress Natalie Portman, 28; (23) actress Scarlett Johansson, 25; (32) actress Mila Kunis, 26; (47) model Brooke Burke, 38; (62) business exec and recent convert to Judaism Ivanka Trump, 28; (78) comedian Chelsea Handler, 34; (81) former reality show star/fashion designer Whitney Port, 24; and (99) actress Jamie Lynn-Sigler, 28. Chriqui co-stars in the HBO series Entourage. She was born in Montreal, and raised in Toronto, the daughter of Moroccan Sephardi parents. Li