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• National: Atlanta, Oct. 19-23;

Savanna, Beaufort & Charleston,

Celebrate the coming new year at
Temple Beth El's annual picnic 11
a.m.-1 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 6, on the
temple grounds, 7400 Telegraph
at 14 Mile, Bloomfield Township.

Features include games, music
and food. Free for the community.
Barbara Grant: (248) 851-1100,

ext. 3149.

7 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 10, at
Adat Shalom Synagogue, 29901
Middlebelt, Farmington Hills.
Tickets: $50 general, $30 ACLU
member, $15 student or fixed-

income, $100 VIP level, includes
several perks. www.aclumichigan.
org , (313) 578-6800.

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Events That Help

Hospice of Michigan support
groups, 43097 Woodward, Suite
102, Bloomfield Hills. Registration:

Drop off new school supplies for
children in need through Sept. 7,
at bins outside Tyner Entrance of
Temple Israel, 5725 Walnut Lake
Road, West Bloomfield. Michelle:

(248) 334-1323:
• Living on: 6-7:30 p.m. on first

(248) 661-5700.

Indulge with food, wine and
entertainment at the "Decade of

Dreams" Cabaret 8 p.m. Thursday,

Sept. 10, at Performance Network

Country Lanes, 30250 W. Nine
Mile, Farmington Hills 48336.
Frayda Riger: (248) 471-5333.

Theatre, 120 E. Huron, Ann Arbor.
PNT associate artist Malcolm Tulip
will host, joined by mezzo-soprano
Wendy Bloom and Grammy-
nominated husband and wife duo
Bolcom and Morris. Tickets: $100,
or $150 adding onstage VIP recep-

Learn from Jeffrey Sachs, world-
renowned economist and author,

tion at 6:30. Purchase an hour
before show or: (734) 663.0681,
www.performancenetwork.org .

Sign up to bowl in the Jewish
Women International Tuesday
Night Bowling League starting
7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 8, at

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Nov. 2-6.
• Overseas: Jewish Egypt, Nov. 4-
15; "Israel at 61," Nov. 29-Dec. 13.

Ride along on Linda Yellin's bi-
monthly Feet on the Street city
bus tour, "The Good, the Bad and
the Hopeful: You Be the Judge,"
11:30 a.m. Saturdays, Sept. 5 and
19, leaving from 2934 Russell
at Wilkins in Eastern Market.
$25 for narrated, sightsee-
ing tour of up to three hours.
Tickets: (248) 353-TOUR, www.
FeetOnTheStreetTours.com .

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at his lecture "The Financial
Crisis and the End of Poverty,"
an ACLU of Michigan program,

Hearty Sparty Hello

Take part in free events
arranged by Michigan State
University Hillel in East
Lansing during "Welcome
Week" for new students.
Schedule:
• Brunch: Parents and
students can take a break from moving noon-3 p.m. Sunday.
Aug. 30, at Lester & Jewell Morris Hillel Jewish Student
Center, 360 Charles. RSVP: Jessica@msuhillel.org .
• Ice cream: Meet other Jewish freshmen, Hillel Program
Associate Robyn Berkowitz and members of the Jewish
Student Union 3 p.m. Monday, Aug. 31, inside or across the
street from the Dairy Store, 1140 S. Anthony Hall. Contact:
robyn@msuhillel.org .
• Picnic: MSU Hillel holds annual picnic 4-7 p.m. Wednesday,
Sept. 2, at the Rock, Farm Lane and Auditorium Road. Andrea
Rottman: rottmana®msu.edu .

Support Southfield-based
Kadima, the Jewish mental
health agency, attending "Twist
and Shout: the Ultimate Beatles
Revue" 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Sept.
22, at the Fisher Music Center,
Woodward, Detroit. Musical per-

formance features look-alike,
sound-alike cast. Benefit will also
honor Ann and Norman Katz.
wwwKadimaCenter.org , (248)

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into the community during the
past 12 months. RSVP by Sept.

12: (248) 205-2535, goldberg@

jfmd.org .

Make a donation through
September to Detroit-based
PuppetART Theater, whose
founders are from the former

Soviet Union, and the Community
Foundation for Southeast
Michigan's Challenge-Arts &
Culture will match the donation by
50 percent. www.cfsem.org , (313)

961-7777.

Health / Support

If you're grieving the loss of a
loved one, find support and edu-
cation free of charge through

courses on DVD taught by noted
Jewish studies academicians. Free.

(248) 851-6880.

and 15.
• Loss of spouse: 1-2:30 p.m.
Mondays, Sept. 14-Oct. 19.

Take "High Holidays Talmud
Class" series with Rabbi Eric
Yanoff 7:30 p.m. Thursdays,
Sept. 3-10, at Congregation
Shaarey Zedek-B'nai Israel Center,

Get your feet checked by podia-

4200 Walnut Lake Road, West
Bloomfield. Free for members, $18

and third Tuesday. Next: Sept.1

trists, have health screenings
and learn about the foot-diabetes
connection during a Diabetes
Foot Screening Day 10 a.m.-2 p.m.
Wednesday,.Sept. 9, at Botsford

Wellness Complex, 39830 Grand
River, Novi. (248) 477-6100, www.

botsford.org .

Help

559-8235, ext. 122.

Contact Shalom Detroit, a pro-
gram of Federation's Women's
Dept., to receive complimentary
High Holiday tickets if you moved

The

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Oklahoma! Wednesday, Sept. 30,
at Cornwell's Dinner Theatre in

Search for jobs online at www.
parnossahworks.detroit.org , a pro-
gram of JVS: (248) 559-5000.

Register for adult education class-
es through the West Bloomfield

School District. Classes meet
various times starting Wednesday,
Sept. 2, at 5642 W. Maple, West
Bloomfield. Choices include ESL,

medical terminology, medical bill-
ing, pharmacy tech, Quickbooks,
computers and electronic health-
care records. (248) 539-2390.

Jewish Learning

Watch DVD about artist Marc
Chagall and then participate

in discussion led by Judy Vine
1-3 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 2, at
Congregation Beth Ahm, 5075 W.
Maple, West Bloomfield. Weekly
series feature programs originally
broadcast on PBS, videos of local

adult education lectures and

for others. RSVP to Education
Office: (248) 357-5544 .

Take pride in the tribe at "From
Haven to Home: Jewish Life
in America" through Aug. 30,

at Detroit Historical Museum,
5401 Woodward at Kirby. Open
Wednesday-Sunday. Exhibit infor-

mation: (313) 833-1805, www.
michjewishhistory.org .

Learning

Find information at candidate
forum sponsored by League of

Women Voters Oakland Area 7-8
p.m. Thursday, Sept. 3, at Franklin

Community Church, 26425
Wellington. (248) 594-6602.

Benefit from the business expe-
rience of SCORE retirees at
workshop, "Planning Your Own
Business," 8:45 a.m.-12:45 p.m.
Wednesday, Sept. 9, at Southfield

Public Library, 26300 Evergreen.

$45. Pre-registration required:
(313) 226-7947, www.scoredetroit.

org .

Take one-session class on finan-

cial planning for businesses
through Professional Remodelers
Council of the Building

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