E-mail items lo calenclarOthejewishnews.com Mail items to Calendar, the Jewish News, 29200 Northwestern Highway, Suite 110, Southfield, MI 48034 Fax items to (248) 304-8885 • Deadline: noon, Wednesday, eight days prior to publication benefit from Yad b'Yad (Hand In Hand), the friendly visitor program of Jewish Family Service: (248) 661-2999. 101 EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE 0 by Jordan B. Gorfinkel • wwwjewishcartoon.com THE FM/ANC/Ai- CR/S/S 1S SCARY BECCA BERNIE YAEL LOUIS ZAYDS Th Altruist The Idealist The Perplexed The Rebel The Traditionalist BROKERAGE rAlL_URE.5. BANK BAILOUTS. PONZI SCHEMES... 1.5 THERE A/VAA.#14 — RE LEFT -r- 0 pu-r- OUR SPIV /A/63 THAT \n/. CAN 'TRUST? Aleph Bet," 11-11:45 a.m. Sundays, the Growth of Wayne State University" 9 a.m.-6:45 p.m. Mondays and Tuesdays; 9 a.m.- 4:45 p.m. Wednesdays-Fridays, at the Reuther Library, 5401 Cass, Detroit. The exhibit is about Jewish donors whose names appear on campus buildings. Co- sponsored by Leonard N. Simons Jewish Community Archives of Jewish Federation of Metropolitan Detroit through Feb. 1. No charge. Sharon Alterman: (248) 203-1491. Holidays/Shabbat Air BUBS The Bubbe Join Rabbi Steven Rubenstein's Torah study group 9 - 9:30 a.m. Saturdays at Congregation Beth Ahm, 5075 W. Maple, West Bloomfield. Details: (248) 851- 6880, raysteven@cbahm.org . Gain insight into religious issues at Stay and Learn on Shabbat, following services and Kiddush Saturdays, at Congregation B'nai Moshe, 6800 Drake, West Bloomfield. No charge. Drop-ins welcome. (248) 788-0600. Try the informal, yet traditional, Pardes minyan, offering an inti- mate and participatory daven- ing experience, 9 a.m. Saturday, Jan. 17, at Congregation Shaarey Zedek-West Bloomfield, B'nai Israel Center, 4200 Walnut Lake Road. (248) 681-4235. Jewish Learning Explore "Modern Jewish Art" at Rabbi Aaron Bergman's lunch and learn series, noon-1:15 p.m. Wednesdays, Jan. 14, 21 and 28, at Adat Shalom Synagogue, 29901 Middlebelt, Farmington Hills. $10 charge includes lunch. Adult Study Commission asks for RSVP by Monday before each class. Sheila Lederman: (248) 851-5100. Hear Prof. Howard N. Lupovitch's topic: "Does Judaism Have a Concept of 'Holy War'?" 5:45 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 15, at Congregation Beth Ahm, 5075 W. Maple, West Bloomfield. The Men's Club-sponsored Suppertime Learning & Minyan Series begins with pizza and salad, followed by informal learning session, 6:15- 6:50 p.m., Maariv minyan, 7-7:15 p.m. and learning wrap-up, 7:30- 7:45. Women and teens also wel- come. RSVP deadline: 5 p.m. Jan. 14. Nancy Kaplan: (248) 737-1931, nancyellen879®comcast.net . Come back for Temple Beth El's Lunar Learn 7 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 14, and Lunch and Learn noon Thursday, Jan. 15, at 7400 Telegraph, Bloomfield Twp. Rabbinic Associate Keren Alpert will focus on "Crazy King Saul," the first Jewish king, and what can be learned from this less- than-perfect ruler. No charge. Bring a brown bag lunch Thursday. Register with Temple Religious School: (248) 865-0612. Learn the significance of each Hebrew letter at Rabbi Leiby Burnham's series, "The Mystical Limo Ladies Meet author Margery Krevsky for a signed copy of her Sirens of Chrome: The Enduring Allure of Auto Show Models, named a 2009 Michigan Notable Book by Library of Michigan, 6 - 8 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 10, at Barnes & Noble Booksellers, 500 S. Main in Royal Oak. (248) 346- 9490. at Congregation Shir Tikvah, 3900 Northfield Parkway, Troy. Free. Drop-ins welcome. (248) 649-4418. Explore the Kabbalah with Rabbi Elimelech Silberberg at Bais Chabad Torah Center, 5595 W. Maple, West Bloomfield. Ongoing classes meet 8:30 p.m. Thursdays and 10:30 a.m. Sundays. Details: bctc770@aol.com . (248) 855-6170. Learning Make smart choices for your retirement plan distributions, guided by chartered, retire- ment-planning counselor Sidney Mintz, 11 a.m. Saturday, Jan. 10, at Bloomfield Township Public Library,1099 Lone Pine, Bloomfield Hills. Details: (248) 642-5800, ext.112; www.btpl.org . Listen to the Thursday Forum's stimulating speakers, often fea- turing Episcopal minister and former journalist Rev. Harry Cook, 10-11:30 a.m. Thursdays, at Birmingham Unitarian Church, 38651 Woodward, Bloomfield Hills. Admission: $10. No RSVP needed. Larry Sherman: (248) 647-2380. Seniors Learn the basic requirements to plan and start a business 8:45 a.m.-12:45 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 14, at Southfield Public Library, 26300 Evergreen, Southfield. SCORE workshop ($45) requires RSVP: (248) 796-4379. Browse an exhibit dealing with Nazi experimentations with humans, through March 13, at the Detroit Science Center, 5020 John R, Detroit. "Deadly Medicine: Creating the Master Race" is free with museum admission: $16.95 adult, $13.95 children and seniors. www.detroitsciencecenter.org , (313) 577-8400. Appreciate Jewish generosity at "Bricks, Mortar and More: The Jewish Community and Socialize with others at the Holocaust survivors' support group 10-11:30 a.m. Monday, Jan. 12, at the Oak Park JCC. Dr. Charles Silow directs the Jewish Home & Aging Services' Program for Holocaust Survivors and Families. (248) 967-4030. Attend monthly support groups open to caregivers of individu- als with Alzheimer's disease and related diagnoses 2-4 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 8 and 7-9 p.m. Monday, Jan. 12, at Jewish Home & Aging Services, 6710 W. Maple, West Bloomfield; also 1:30-3:30 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 13, at JVS, 29699 Southfield Road, Southfield. Sponsored by Dorothy & Peter Brown Jewish Community Adult Day Care Program. No charge, but RSVP encouraged to facilitators Fran Cook (West Bloomfield) (248) 661-6390, ext. 403, and Dorothy (Mantis) Moon (Southfield): (248) 233-4392. Hear some of your favorite songs performed by Robin Beck 1 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 13, at the Oak Park JCC. The Active Life sponsors. $2. (248) 967-4030. Take a "Musical Adventure at the JCC" with "Fabs" Kaldobsky 2 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 13, at the Oak Park JCC. This month's compos- ers: Carl Czerny, Joseph Joachim, Ottorino Respighi, Joaquin Rodrigo and Richard Strauss. Free. Miriam Ciesla: (248) 967-4030. Attend two programs hosted by COJAR (Council of Orthodox Jewish Active Retirees) on Wednesday, Jan. 14, at Oak Park JCC. Schedule: Cheryl Feit will present "The Evolution of Israeli Dance," discussing influences of the multi-ethnic Jewish heritage, 11:30 a.m.; Talmud teacher Shana Shick will speak about the holiday of Tu b'Shevat, 1 p.m. Admission: $5 for members, $8 for guests. Miriam Ciesla: (248) 967-4030. Watch the Gene Wilder movie, The Frisco Kid, 1 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 15, at the Oak Park JCC. Free. Miriam Ciesla: (248) 967-4030. Enjoy the voices of Guest Stars Inc. noon Tuesday, Jan. 20, at the Ambassadors of Temple Beth El. The luncheon at the temple is open to the community. $10 for Calendar on page C18 January 8 a 2009 C17