Opinion Editorials are posted and archived on JNonline.us . Dry Bones News WATCH Editorial Avoiding Automotive Doom T he existential threat to the area's Big Three automakers is some- thing that has the potential to affect every Jewish business and profes- sional person in this area and further feed existing patterns of out-migration, espe- cially among our young adults. The Big Three collapse simply is unthinkable. As it relates to the automobile industry, the ascendancy of the Democrats in the last election may be a mixed blessing, however. In President-elect Barack Obama, the area has a leader who understands and sympathizes with the problems of this part of the country. He will be the first president to be elected from a northern urban area since John F. Kennedy. Since then, it has been a steady succes- sion of political leaders whose background was from Sun Belt states: three from Texas, two from California and one each from Georgia and Arkansas. (Michigan's Gerald Ford was not elected to the office). None of them was especially friendly to the auto- motive industry. But Obama's Chicago roots sensitize him to both the local and national impli- cations of an automotive breakdown. He strongly backs a bailout of the Big Three as quickly as possible because he knows the alternative would rip holes throughout the economy. This does not seem to be the primary concern of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Congressman Henry Waxman, however. The two Californians also have signed on to a bailout but appear to favor attaching design and environmental strings to the deal. The concept that gov- ernment can handle such concerns better than the industry is dubious at best. Certainly many of the auto industry's problems are its own doing: making some cars consumers don't want to buy, overlap- ping brands, too many dealerships and union contracts that are no longer viable. It has also been whipsawed by oil prices. But the idea of Waxman, who represents a part of Los Angeles where domestic cars are regarded as disgustingly backward, as chairman of the House Energy and IN TOTALITARIAN REGIMES, THE GOVERNMENT-RUN NEWS COVERAGE r IS FILLED WITH ANTI AMERICAN AND ANTI ISRAELI BIAS. Commerce Committee is a matter that should give pause to anyone seriously concerned with the future of the Big Three. John Dingell, from WHILE IN WESTERO\ BUT WITHOUT Detroit's southwestern DEMOCRACIES WE ANY GOVERNMENT suburbs, has been a FIND THAT THE CONTROL OF THE strong guardian of the auto industry while SAME BIAS CAN MEDIA! keeping environmen- POP LP . . . tal issues in balance. Waxman, however, is it 0 far from balanced on these issues, and his drive to replace his fellow Democrat as chairman of this corn- mittee can have no good outcome for the future of Detroit. There is hope that assert himself with his fellow Democrats the Big Three will get through this crisis to make sure the bailout proposal doesn't with, at least, some measure of their inde- turn into a doomsday scenario for the pendence intact. But Obama will have to industry. ❑ Reality Check Almost Familiar I walked into the deli in Palm Beach Gardens and got that old feeling. Palm Beach is now the most Jewish county in America by percentage of popu- lation and Two Jays is its most popular deli. Actually there is a chain of them throughout that part of Florida. Sherry and I took our seats and were struck once again by the faces of our fel- low diners who looked almost familiar. A few times I had to restrain myself from waving hello to a stranger. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it can be misconstrued. We've had the same sort of experience at Corky and Lenny's in the Cleveland area and, of course, at Canter's in Los Angeles. We really should stop going into these cholesterol palaces, but what can you do? It's in the DNA, and the experience is a little like sitting down with friends you haven't met yet. My kids used to sing a tune they were taught at nursery school which started off, "Wherever you go, there's always someone Jewish." They would sing it constantly, some- times at the most inopportune times. Such as a grocery store in Traverse City. But there is some truth to it. Several years ago, I was in Budapest on assignment and Sherry and I visited a "tradi- tional" restaurant, atop the hill on the Buda side of the Danube. There was the inevitable gypsy band playing Hungarian music for the diners. The leader spotted us, led his group over to our table and began playing "Hava Nagila." I got a laugh out of it, but is also gave me a chill. Sherry and I are fairly adept at spotting other Jewish people, but it was disconcerting that a total stranger on another continent could pick us out so easily. I reached into my pocket for a tip, but the leader shook his head. "No, no," he said. "We are friends. Just buy me and the boys a drink" I told them to belly up to the bar. Of course, the drink for the boys cost much more than my proposed tip. But, hey, it was a cultural thing. Back to Palm Beach, though. This was, of course, the center of the 2000 presi- dential election controversy, when an estimated 2,000 Jewish retirees, appar- ently confused by a book-like punch-card ballot, inexpli- cably voted for right-wing third-party candidate Pat Buchanan. In addition, when a recount of all the votes ensued to see, among other things, if a number of punch-cardballots were sufficiently punched, the phrase "hanging chads" entered the political vocabulary. A recount undertaken by several media groups indicated that George W. Bush, despite the hanging-chad controversy, would have carried the state by a few hun- dred votes. But I keep wondering. If thousands of Jewish voters in Palm Beach weren't confused by the ballot or if the hanging chads had bent the other way and Joe Lieberman had served as vice president for eight years — could he have been the Democratic nominee this year? Might Barack Obama have backed away from challenging a sitting veep, and espe- cially one with such a strong Jewish base in the party? We would surely have been spared the sight of Lieberman campaign- ing for John McCain and the series of events that have threatened his seniority assignments in the U.S. Senate. How ironic that such a reversal of fortune could have taken place in Palm Beach County, of all places. New York and California are such solidly Democratic states that the Jewish vote there is dimin- ished in importance. But Florida is right on the knife's edge and the returns from Palm Beach are vital. I've also got to report that the scram- bled eggs with lox and onions was out- standing at Two Jays. George Cantor's e-mail address is gcantor614@aol.com . November 20 2008 A35