E-mail items to calendar@thejewishnews.com Mail items to Calendar, the Jewish News, 29200 Northwestern, Suite 110, Southfield, MI 48034 Fax items to (248) 304-8885 • Deadline: noon, Wednesday, eight days prior to publication To Do! i Check It Out! r_ Arts & Culture Hear from Southfield-based art- ist Ruth Adler Schnee 7 p.m. Friday, Aug. 22, at Birmingham Bloomfield Art Center, 1516 S. Cranbrook. Her exhibition, "Show the Colors: A Life in Design," continues through Aug. 29. (248) 644-0866. Talk about books worth reading. Guests are welcome at no charge: • Greater Detroit Chapter of Hadassah, 5030 Orchard Lake Road in West Bloomfield: The Book Discussion Group will review The Book of Names by local authors Jill Gregory and Karen Tintori, 10-11:30 a.m. Monday, Aug. 25. Registration: (248) 683-5030. • JPM/JCC Book Club, Oak Park JCC: Discuss Joyce Carol Oates' The Gravedigger's Daughter 1 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 28. (248) 967- 4030. Berkowitz Gallery in the Mardigian Library, U-M-Dearborn campus, 4901 Evergreen. (313) 593-3592. Big Picture Visit the show, "Objects d'Art: Illuminated Pleasures," through Aug. 30, at Lawrence Street Gallery, 22620 Woodward, south of Nine Mile in Ferndale. (248) 544-0394, www.lawrencestreet- gallery.com . glair lifflit Untrif Mi ni S1111 Bram I OM Explore the "Summer Select" exhibition, including artist Michael Goldberg, through Sept. 13, at David Klein Gallery, 163 Townsend in Birmingham. (248) 433-3700, info@dkgallery.com . Check out the "Unfiltered" art show through Sept. 21, at Octane Gallery, 22750 Woodward, Suite B1, in Ferndale. Eclectic exhibi- tion emphasizes the work of self- trained artists. (248) 399-2355, www.octanephotographic.com . Audition to sing in a local chorus: Madrigal Chorale of Southfield: Come prepared to sing a brief solo and sight-read a piece of music 6 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 26, at Rochester Church of Christ, 240 W. Avon in Rochester Hills. (248) 352-9527. • Farmington Community Chorus: Open auditions will be held 7:30 p.m. on three Tuesdays, Sept. 2- 16, at Costick Activities Center, 28600 W.11 Mile in Farmington Hills. All voice parts are welcome. Chorus gives a holiday concert in December. (248) 471-4516, www. farmingtonchorus.com . Register by Nov. 17 to be an artisan or vendor at the Gift Emporium 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 14, at Oak Park JCC. Details: (248) 957-4030, ext. 2006. See the Michigan Water Color Society Traveling Exhibition through Aug. 28, at Alfred Reserve your place on the Jewish Federation's Family Mission to Israel. Dates are Dec. 25, 2008- Learn the basics of salsa, the cha-cha and other Latin dances at Mambo Marci's eight-week course meeting Saturday, Sept. 6, at the West Bloomfield JCC. Intermediate-level classes: noon-1 p.m. Beginners:1-2 p.m. No part- ner required. Tuition: $120, or $96 for JCC members. Marci lwrey: (586) 506-8891 or marcimambo@ yahoo.com. Listen to music at free outdoor concerts: • Birmingham, Shain Park in downtown Birmingham: Paul Keller Orchestra plays jazz, 7 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 27. • Detroit Zoo, 10 Mile at Woodward in Royal Oak: Evening series concludes with James Coffey (children's), 6:30-8 p.m. Wednesday Aug. 27, in the Picnic Grove. Free with zoo admission. • Southfield, City Centre Plaza, Central Park Blvd., a block west of Evergreen: Eat to the Beat Series continues 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Thursdays, through Sept.11. (248) 796-4620. Event Hotline Cinema & Stage Head Into the Woods, through Aug. 24, at Starlight Theater inside Summit Place Mall, 315 N. Telegraph in Pontiac. Performance times/tickets: (248) 335-1788, wwwstarlighttheater.net Audition for Matrix Theatre Company's fall production, To Kill a Mockingbird, 4-7:30 p.m. Monday, Aug. 25, at 2730 Bagley in Detroit. All roles will receive performance stipends. Details/ appointments: (313) 967-0999. See what you can identify with at Jewsical! The Musical, a Second City production through Sept. 7, at 42705 Grand River in Novi. Comedy sketches satirize American Jewish culture. $15. Schedule: (248) 348-4448, www. secondcity.com . www.jewishcartoon.com CHADAR OCHEL DASH .5HLEPLIFTING Concerts Jan. 4, 2009. Details: (248) 642- 8639 or skaufman@jfmd.org . EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE by Jordan B. Gorfinkel • IF THE OLYMPTC5 WERE HOSTED BY JEWISf- i SUMMER CAMP... Get involved with a new Jewish singles group for ages 45-60. Walks are planned 10:30 a.m. Sundays, Aug. 24 and 31, at West Bloomfield Trails, Arrowhead off Pontiac Trail (west of Orchard BECCAtBETH BERNIE The Altruist YAEL LOUIS ZAYDS The Idealist The Perplexed BUBS The Rebel The Traditionalist The Bubbe The Realist MARATHON DAVENIN6 CLOSING CEREMONY s kw .- (4,rw...\ ar..14* • „, -4,; I' • , — -,..(L0- c■ , ---,--4--% .., SYNCHRONIZED THE k ifl 40 0, 1@ --felr -I if ■ • ail, t. !@2008 BY GORFTEXT PRODUCTIONS INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. August 21 • 2008 Lake Road). Rain location is out- side Tapper's inside Orchard Mall on Orchard Lake Road. Details from Pam: (248) 420-3784. Take a two-hour narrated boat cruise of the Detroit River with Glennwood ORT 3 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 24. Meet at Miller Parking on Atwater. $14 includes parking voucher; dining on your own fol- lows at Sindbad's Restaurant,100 St. Clair in Detroit. RSVP for space availability to Olivia Hammer: (248) 661-6878. Learn the latest trends in energy efficiency and green building, architecture, interior design, ame- nities and materials at Parade of Homes, an exhibition of 37 new model homes in southeast- ern Michigan, through Sept. 14. Sponsors are Building Industry Association of Southeastern Michigan and Bank of America Mortgage. (248) 862-1032, www. BlAparadeofhomes.com . Pick up fresh veggies, bread and preserves at the Southfield Farmers Market 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Thursdays at Millennium Centre, 15600 J.L. Hudson Drive. Final date: Aug. 28. Details: wwwmillenniumcentre.net . LONG NAP SHOWERINe C24 See an exhibit by photog- rapher Marji Silk 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 24, at Roosevelt Elementary School, 2065 Cass Lake Road, Keego Harbor, as part of the Bloomfield North Area Chamber Big Fish Festival. (248) 544-1203. Find lots to see and do at the Labor Day Round-Up Parade and Fair, sponsored by the Franklin Community Association. Hours: 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday, Sept. 1, on the Village Green, Franklin Road between 13 and 14 Mile, next to the Franklin Library. Features include games, petting zoo, classic