Opinion Editorials are posted and archived on JNonline.us . Editorial Tehran's Charade y es, Jews have lived in Iran since biblical times, surviving what the Jewish Telegraphic Agency calls "2,700 years of rotating dynasties, from Persian kings and Mongol rulers to today's ayatollahs!" But don't let that seeming acceptance fool you: Tehran tolerates "its Jews" to create the impression that there is a difference between Judaism and Zionism. In fact, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, an avowed anti-Zionist, has followed the lead of his predecessors in allowing Jews to openly practice their faith in the Islamic Republic as long as they separate them- selves from Israel. This distinguishing factor came to light, yet again, when an airplane with 40 Iranian Jews aboard recently landed at Ben-Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv, bringing to 200 the number making aliyah last year — a record. Was the arrival a sign that Iran's Jews are more strongly feeling the pull of their ancestral homeland? Or was the small number, despite a $10,000 gift partly funded by evangelical groups here in the U.S., plus immigrant benefits for each arriving Iranian in Israel, an indication that most Iranian Jews still cling to their home country despite the politics there? We think it's a little of both. Certainly it's always hard to break from your homeland if you've built a productive, tightly knit community. At the same time, the promise of a better life in the Jewish uation becomes dire says Eldad Paro, an Iran expert at Hebrew University's Truman Center. Therein echoes the Tehran charade. By treating Iranian Jews fairly well — permit- ting synagogues, kosher restaurants and Jewish social clubs — Tehran can focus on its anti-Zionist agenda: destroying Israel and denying the Holocaust. Somehow it thinks neither equates with anti-Semitism. Another example why Iranian Jews hesitate to criticize the government: One of Iran's most-popular TV programs was a mini-series about the Holocaust that portrays Jews sympathetically. Syamak Morehtzedek, head of the Tehran Jewish Committee, told the Associated Press that "anti-Semitism is a Western phenomenon state now that Palestinian terror has slowed can't be minimized. Iranian Jews shouldn't dismiss the impact of Ahmadinejad's threats toward Israel. Iran remains home to 20,000 to 25,000 Jews. They are the diaspora's oldest Jewish community and the largest Jewish popula- tion in a Muslim country. Before the Islamic revolution of 1979, which toppled the Western-minded shah, 100,000 Jews lived in Iran. Installation of a fundamentalist Islamic regime caused many to flee. Some made aliyah; but more came to America, especially southern California and the New York City area. Financial incentives aren't likely to lure most of Iran's remaining Jews unless their sit- but Jews have never been in danger in Iran." Sharona Cohen is an Iranian Jew now living in Israel. Relatives were among the 40 Iranians who made aliyah in December. Cohen believes Jews on the street in Iran don't quake over Tehran's hate-mongering. "People feel good, they don't feel fear. They feel they are living normal lives. There is anti-Semitism here and there, but nothing they feel on a daily basis',' she said. But maybe some quaking is in order. Economic hardship has begun to ruffle once-comfortable Iranian Jews. They are relatively safe, for now. But make no mistake: They are unwitting hos- tages should Israel unilaterally try to shut Iran's nuclear development facilities. 1 1 Forever Chelm by Michael Gilbert ZFILMAt ■ J,WAQT TO SIGN OUR PETITION To Et-IMIIJATE rives ECEPT - FOR THE RICH"? BRI 6J(.4 LLIANT IDEA, BUT THE ONLY RICH MAN IN CHELM G01.123ERG! HE'D HAVE TO SUPPORT THE TobJN! Po I GIGI ■ r? RIGHT HERE, WANT TO GJEAR ONE OF OUR ''SQUEEZE Gol-DBERG‘' --3C)TTONS? - Reality Check To Have And Have Not S ometimes you can actually learn things from television. For instance, I have gained many insights into the mortgage crisis and credit card crunch by watching Deal or No Deal. For those who have never seen it, the show demands no skill whatsoever. It is sim- ply a guessing game. But it is almost a per- fect psychological study of how the promise of easy money can strangle the brain. Twenty-six boxes are held up by an equal number of nubile young women. Each box contains a monetary figure, ranging from a few pennies to $1 million. As the contestant picks a box to be opened, the amount of money it contains is removed from a dis- play board. Every so often, an unseen "banker" will phone in and offer the contestant a certain amount of money. He can either take it and go home or continue playing Deal or No Deal. Of course, when there are still lots of boxes to choose from, the offered amount is large figures still on the board quite low. But as the game goes and goes for it — although on and a few big rewards remain there is a 50-50 chance he will on the board, it gets progres- walk away with much less than sively higher. the proffered 200Gs. The contestant can have four It is the clearest exhibition boxes remaining, for example, I ever have seen on how nice, containing $5, $500, $250,000 reasonable people have their and the big kahuna — one mil- judgment knocked akimbo by lion. At this point, the "banker" George Cantor visions of easy gain. will call and offer something Co!u! nnist When it comes to a real like $200,000. reversal of fortune, however, I It is obvious that the players need to tell you about a recent are not people of great means. conversation I had with a man who used to To them — and I would guess to every man jack of us — $200,000 is a pretty good be a local bank branch manager. He gave me the most lucid explanation I have heard pay day. Especially when you consider that of the subprime mortgage market and how contestants cannot rely on any skills they government policies opened the way to the have acquired in playing the game until current crisis. It was really a crash course in now There are none. It is all luck. the economics of lending. Wonderful screaming matches ensue We had this talk while I was assisting between the contestant and his family, who in a Temple Israel program to shelter and usually urge him to take the money and feed the homeless. This man was one of walk. Almost always he is blinded by the - the homeless. I cannot imagine how a man of such intelligence and accomplishment could have fallen so far. Nor did I ask. Drugs, alco- hol — it really was none of my business. To make it worse, he said that he had reported for work on a job opportunity at his former bank, only to be told the bank had a hard policy of not rehiring former employees. He was let go — or, at least, that was his story. I was truly shaken. Like most people, I have my own image of what sort of people end up homeless. Those who cannot shake addiction problems. Those with some kind of mental illness or no marketable skills. Battered women. Not someone like this. For another night or two he would be warm and safe. But what memories must torment him when he dreams. More, I know, than I could bear. ❑ George Cantor's e-mail address is gcantor614@aol.com . January 24 • 2008 A23