E-mail items to calendar@thejewishnews.com Mail items to Calendar, the Jewish News, 29200 Northwestern, Suite 110, Southfield, MI 48034 Fax items to (248) 304-8885 • Deadline: noon, Wednesday, eight days prior to publication To Do! Eli Check It Out! For A Song Take in the JET production of Neil Simon's They're Playing Our Song, the award-winning Broadway show based on the real-life relationship of composer Marvin Hamlisch and lyricist Carole Bayer Sager, through Dec. 31 in Aaron DeRoy Theatre of the West Bloomfield JCC. Tickets are $29-$39 with discounts for seniors and students. A New Year's Eve party package is available for performances at 5 and 8 p.m. Dec. 31. Tickets: (248) 788-2900, www. jettheatre.org . Arts & Culture Attend a gallery talk with Baltimore photographer Norman Dubin and writer-artist Edna Garte of Waterford about their photography and poetry exhibi- tion, "Witness of the Nameless," 2 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 15, in the Southfield Public Library Café, 26300 Evergreen in Southfield. Garte is a member of Congregation Shir Tikvah. The exhibition can be seen in the cafe through Dec. 30. No charge. (248) 796-4200; e-mail egarte@comcast.net Sample the humorous, poignant and unusual secrets submitted anonymously to "PostSecret Project," a display of 200 original, artistic postcards, through Dec. 20, at the Janice Charach Gallery inside the West Bloomfield JCC. The upstairs gallery features local artists Deanna Dione, Bruce Finsilver, Hillary Fisher, Lindsey Meyers, Betzi Pipis and Robert Schefman. Hours are noon-4 p.m. Alan Ball and Teri Clark Linden at the JET. Sunday; 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday- Wednesday; and 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Thursday. No charge. (248) 432- 5448, www.postsecret.com . Meet Mitch Album, best-selling author and Detroit Free Press col- umnist, 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 13, at Borders, 30995 Orchard Lake Rd. in Farmington Hills. (248) 737-0110. Cinema & Stage See the film Unlikely Heroes, narrated by Sir Ben Kingsley and directed by Richard Trank, 12:30 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 16, at the Holocaust Memorial Center, Zekelman Family Campus, 28213 Orchard Lake Rd. in Farmington Hills. Produced by the Simon Wiesenthal Center, the film tells stories of Jewish resistance, courage and human dignity dur- ing the Holocaust. $5 or free for members; includes refreshments. RSVP: AlexandraAtGofP@aol.com or (248) 496-1324. EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE by Jordan B. Gorfinkel • wwwjewlshcartoon.com HoY HOY HOY! S . 4 4-4/4 J A ■s % •••■ Early Deadlines Concerts Health Listen to a new work by Richard Danielour as the Chamber Music Society of Detroit continues its Opus 9 Series 8 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 15, at Seligman Performing Arts Center, 22305 W.13 Mile in Beverly Hills. The Kalichstein- Laredo-Robinson Trio with violist Kirsten Johnson also will perform works by Mozart and Tchaikovsky. Tickets: $43-$75, and $25 stu- dents. (248) 855-6070. Come to a healing service 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 13, at Adat Shalom Synagogue, 29901 Middlebelt in Farmington Hills. Rabbi Herbert A. Yoskowitz and Cantor Frank Lanzkron-Tamarazo lead the periodic series. (248) 851-5100. Come to a post-Chanukah concert of World Jewish music featur- ing the Robyn Helzner Trio 1 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 16, at Congregation Beth Shalom, 14601 Lincoln in Oak Park. Helzner and fellow musicians Dov Weitman and Matt Holsen inspire audiences to celebrate their cultural roots. Tickets are $6, with an $18 maximum per fam- ily. (248) 547-7970. Feel comforted attending Hospice of Michigan grief support groups offered at 2-3:30 p.m. and 6- 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 18, at 43097 Woodward, Suite #102, in Bloomfield Hills. Afternoon and evening meetings are held on first and third Tuesdays of the month. No charge, but register with Margie Martin: (248) 334-1323. Come hear the teenage musicians of Ari Teitel and the Jam Society at their gig 5 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 16, at the Crofoot Ballroom, 1 S. Saginaw in Pontiac. (248) 858- 9333. Event Hotline Bring the family to a show with stand-up comedian Taylor Mason 4 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 16, at Congregation Shaarey Zedek, 27375 Bell Rd. in Southfield. The multi-talented Mason, a favorite from the Disney Cruise Line, also is a ventriloquist, musician and actor. Admission is $10, or $7 if paid in advance through the syna- gogue. (248) 357-5544. Find help and companionship at the Time Travelers Stroke Support Group 10 a.m. Tuesday, Dec. 18, at Temple Shir Shalom, 3999 Walnut Lake Rd. in West Bloomfield. (248) 737-8700. View Innerstate, a documentary focused on the challenges of living with chronic, life-altering inflam- matory diseases, 7 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 18, at the West Bloomfield JCC. The sponsoring Michigan Chapter of Crohn's & Colitis Foundation will take registration at 6:30. No charge. Light refresh- ments will be served. Toll-free res- ervations: (888) 337-1339, ext. 4. Helping Out Give the gift of life at a blood drive 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Monday, Dec. 24, at Temple Emanu-El, 14450 W. 10 Mile in Oak Park. Contact Bea Sacks for an appointment: (248) BECCA BETH BERNIE YAEL The Altruist The Realist The Idealist The Perplexed - LOUIS 1,1440, ZAYDS : volt The \x";# Rebel The Traditionalist BUBS The Bubbe Due to early holiday print- ing and mailing schedules, there will be early deadlines for Calendar submissions for the following editions: • For the paper of Dec. 27, the Calendar deadline is noon, Friday, Dec.14. • For the paper of Jan. 3, the Calendar deadline is noon, Friday, Dec. 21. Thank you for your coopera- tion. 398-3737; Bea48070@aol.com . Questions: (248) 967-4020. Holidays & Shabbat Join Rabbi Steven Rubenstein's Torah study group 9-9:30 a.m. Saturdays, at Congregation Beth Ahm, 5075 W. Maple in West Bloomfield. One verse will be studied in-depth from that week's Torah portion, using Rabbi Dov Peretz Elkins' book, The Bible's Top 50 Ideas. Purchase for $12.50 through the Beth Ahm office or contact Rabbi Rubenstein: (248) 851-6880 or raysteven®cbahm. org . Come to the Kole! Moshe Institute of Lifelong Learning and Barry Levine's discussion of the weekly Torah portion 10 a.m. Saturdays at Congregation B'nai Moshe, 6800 Drake in West Bloomfield. A relaxed Shabbat learning ses- sion follows services and Kiddush at 12:30 p.m. On Dec. 15, Marc Sussman will discuss "Friday Night Rituals." (248) 788-0600. Have a participatory and intimate davening experience, both infor- mal and traditional, at the Pardes Minyan 9 a.m. Saturday, Dec. 22, at Congregation Shaarey Zedek B'nai Israel Center, 4200 Walnut Lake Rd in West Bloomfield. The service emphasizes prayer through song and interactive study of the weekly Torah reading. Women as well as men are wel- come. (248) 3457-5544. 11/4 4.4 •• Jewish Learning Study "Kabbalistic Secrets to Finding Joy in Life" 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 13, and 10:30 a.m. Sunday, Dec. 16, at Bais Chabad Torah Center, 5595 W. Maple in West Bloomfield. Rabbi Elimelech Silberberg teaches the ongoing C18 December 13 2007