heatr e... Front Lines NO1 E POOK The way it's meant to be! Uptiorwritten 1► : The Chr y sler Founclation Evelyn Orbach, Artistic Director Theirre nalin9 our Song November 27 Vec•enier 31, 2007 New Year's Eve Dining & Dancing Packages available! n°411 /: Neil Simon Musk, $ Lyrits Marvin Hamlisch & Carole Bayer Sager Pirec iteill/: Harold Jurkiewicz A delightful musical based on the unlikely attraction between lyricist Carole Bayer Sager and composer Marvin Hamlisch. Neil Simon's hysterical book will tickle your funny bone. Gel Your Pcpkeis Tociall 248.788.2900 1333790 from the staff at the JN Al2 November 29 • 2007 Undeniably Your Phone Feel like you need an inexpensive little something for yourself amidst Chanukah shopping for everyone else? In just seconds, you can access a new ringtone for your mobile phone that will not only make you laugh, but will make others sit up and take notice. Created by Californian Daniel Aharonoff, YidTones are innovative, Jewish themed ringtones — voice messages that appear instead of the phone's original ringing sound. Available for free listening on the YidTones Web site, they may be ordered through the site or via a tex- ting process. "I am an Orthodox Jew first and a digital media entrepreneur second, so YidTones.com combines two of my greatest passions:' said Aharonoff, whose products are offered through the Msgme mobile content sales plat- form from Waterfall Mobile. Choices of ringtones include accent- ed voices calling out such directives as "Be a mensch!, "Pick it up, it might be the Mashiach,""Oy vey, it's my ex-wife ... straight to voice mail:' or the dis- comforting announcement: "It's your Mutha ..." Among the musical ringtones are those including one to the tune of the Passover seder favorite Dayenu, with the voice singing: "If it wasn't just my cell phone, but it's also fax and house phone, fax and house and my cell phone, dayenu." Some of the motivational messages, announced in a voice that sounds like it's coming from above, are, "Be open to something great:' and "This might be a great opportunity." "Ever since that 40-year walk in the desert, my people have been interested in products that make it easier to be away from home Aharonoff said. "I hope that YidTones' collection of digital Judaica makes the modern Jew's on-the-go lifestyle just a bit more enjoyable." To hear YidTones ringtones, access the Web site at YidTones.com. To order, access the Web site or text YIDTONES to 67463 (MSGME). Cost: $1.99 each. Preparing For Bookstock Bookstock, Metro Detroit's largest used book and media sale where all proceeds benefit literacy and educa- tion projects, is seeking donations and volunteer sorters. Gently used books, books on tape, records, videos, CDs and DVDs are now being collected for Bookstock 2008, which will be held April 6-13 at Laurel Park Place in Livonia. Drive- through and drop off days will be held 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. at Bloomfield Plaza, on the southwest corner of Maple and Telegraph, Bloomfield Township, on Sundays, Dec. 9, Feb. 3 and March 9. Bookstock is accepting donations Mondays through Fridays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m., at the Sarah and Ralph Davidson Hadassah House, 5030 Orchard Lake Road in West Bloomfield, and during regular business hours at the Jewish Community Center in Oak Park. Volunteer sorting days will be held at Bloomfield Plaza 10 a.m.-2 p.m. every Wednesday and on the follow- ing Thursdays: Dec. 13, Jan. 20, Feb. 21 and March 13. For Bookstock volunteer opportuni- ties, call (248) 645-7640, ext. 365, or visit www.bookstock.info. Benefit Performance National Council of Jewish Women Greater Detroit Section will host a benefit production of Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues on Feb. 19 directed by Yolanda Fleischer. Open auditions will be held Tuesday, Dec. 11, 7-10 p.m., at the NCJW/ GDS office, 26400 Lahser, Ste. 306, Southfield. Call the NCJW/GDS office to reserve an audition time, (248) 355- 3300, ext. 0. Audition monologues can be found on the NCJW/GDS Web site at ncjwgds.org. The Vagina Monologues is part of V-Day, a global movement to stop vio- lence against women and girls. NCJW/Greater Detroit Section will use proceeds to fund its anti-violence programs; Luggage for Freedom, pro- viding a suitcase packed with personal and household items to women tran- sitioning from HAVEN's domestic vio- lence shelter; Safe Place, in cooperation with Jewish Family Service, a kosher shelter providing temporary housing for women and their children; assisting people completing personal protec- tion orders; and Teen Yellow Pages, a resource guide on critical topics for high school students. — Shell! Liebman Dorfman, senior writer