reassuring." descriptive than "It is a perfect prescriptive, but he illustration of immi- devotes a short clos- gration," says Barrett. ing chapter to sugges- "They are not coming tions. They include to be hostile to their not letting foreign society; they are corn- conflicts destroy local ing here to succeed, relationships; con- which is a time-hon- demning anti-Muslim ored tradition. It's statements by evan- impossible to read gelical and conserva- about them and say, `I tive leaders, which have nothing in com- concern Muslims mon with Muslims." deeply; and urging Author Paul Barrett: "In New Nonetheless, he American involvement York, Muslims are typecast says, "there is quite in brokering peace as cab drivers; in Detroit, a considerable if not between Israel and her as owners of grocery stores universal consen- neighbors. and gas stations. The overall sus" that sees "the As Barrett puts it: economic reality is very dif- state of Israel as "There is an under- ferent." unalloyed evil." And current in Islam of anti-Semitism is a extremist thought; and problem. if it is allowed to fester in pockets here "I heard tons of it, because I would and there, it is dangerous. raise the subject and because it is pres- "How can we encourage the much ent," notes Barrett. Dearborn Shiites larger group to succeed in pulling that told him the American invasion of Iraq smaller group into the main fold?" I I was a Jewish plot to subjugate Shiites, and "multiple times" he was asked how Hear Paul Barrett discuss thousands of Jews knew not to go to and sign copies of his book 7 the World Trade Center on Sept. 11. p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 7, at the But, he says, he met others "who Shaman Drum Bookshop, 311-315 would laugh at such ideas in the same S. State St., in Ann Arbor. (734) derisive way that you or I would." 662-7407. Barrett's book is much more Underwritten by a generous donation from the Masco Corporation Foundation The Jewish Ensemble Theatre presents the World Premiere of... 41t $k0411) Overpaid? Forbes magazine recently published a list of the 20 highest-earning women in showbiz. The only Jew on the list was Judy Sheindlin, better known as "Judge Judy." (The list excluded enter- tainers who mostly make money on Judge Judy royalties, like Barbra Sheindlin Streisand.) I agree with the original TV judge, the Jewish Judge Joseph Wapner, who said of Sheindlin, She is not portray- ing a judge as I view a judge should act. She's discourteous and she's abrasive." In real life, if Sheindlin acted the way she does on TV, she would probably be thrown off the bench. The secret is that the litigants on the show don't care about Judge Judy's rudeness — because if they lose, the judgment against them is simply deducted from the nice fee they get for appearing on Judge Judy's show. Everybody goes home with extra money in his or her pocket. When In Rome Make a note, if you get HBO, to watch the cable channel's Rome series, which began its second and final season a couple of weeks ago. If you don't get HBO, rent the first-season DVD and enjoy it knowing that the second season (which will come out on DVD in about eight months) has a strong Jewish subplot. Last season, we were introduced to Timon, a Jew living in ancient Rome who does "dirty work" for the mother of Augustus (Octavian) Caesar. This year, Timon's brother, who has become a devout Jew, flees Israel for Rome and challenges his brother's willingness to do any criminal act for money. His brother's words haunt Timon and create a dramatic climax in an episode airing Sunday, Feb. 4. Check your local cable listings. I Featuring: Evelyn Orbach & Loren Bass 341,41441e0 23-lettwoli 18, Z667 The poverty of the 1930's is no match for this matriarch when it comes to her family. With only wit, wisdom, love and humor in her arsenalthis mama makes it all happen, keeping her family on track; as it should be! Tick*: 248.1861906 1208510 February 1 • 2007 35