Arts & 1-4,ntertainment &Ab o ut 11 tiously mimics the real-life Larry David. O Just For Laughs Joel Chasnoff has demonstrated his innovative experience-based, positive Jewish humor on stage in seven countries around the globe at some of the world's premier comedy clubs. On tour, he has opened for such top-name acts as Jon Stewart and Lewis Black of The Daily Show and Gilbert Gottfried. He recently made his Israeli television debut when he performed a five-minute comedy set — in Hebrew — on the late-night show Tonight With Assaf Har-El. At the University of Pennsylvania, Chasnoff was the director and head writer of the Mask and Wig Comedy Club, America's oldest all-male comedy troupe. After graduating with honors from Penn, he went to Israel, where he served in a combat unit in the Israel Defense Forces. Joel Chasnoff At the end of his service, he performed stand-up comedy for soldiers on bases throughout Israel. Chasnoff comes to Michigan 7:30 p.m. Monday, Jan. 29, when he performs at Temple Israel in West Bloomfield. Tickets are complimentary but required. To reserve your spot, call Temple Israel at (248) 661-5700. Sarah-Colored Glasses If you're missing new episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm about now, take heart. Premiering at 10:30 p.m. Thursday, Feb. 1, on the Comedy Central cable network will be The Sarah Silverman Program, a sitcom that will follow a fictionalized version of the actress-comedian, much like Curb face- Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman whose absurd daily life is told through an array of scripted scenes and song. Joining Sarah on the new sitcom will be Laura Silverman, her real-life sister who plays herself, and Brian Posehn and Steve Agee as Sarah's gay neighbors. In the premiere episode ("Batteries"), Sarah struggles when the batteries die in her television's remote control and she embarks on an odyssey to buy new ones. The second episode ("Officer Jay") finds Sarah on the wrong end of the law when she receives a DUI for drinking too much cough syrup and driving her car onto a playground. A future episode finds Sarah citing Anne Frank's diary during the talent portion of a kids' beauty pageant. In 2005, Silverman's stand-up comedy act — peppered with outrageously ironic racist statements delivered in a convinc- ingly serious manner — was released as a feature film, Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic. The Los Angeles Times called Jesus "savagely effective, as ruthlessly pro- vocative as anything since the heyday of Lenny Bruce." Often performing from a caricatured Jewish-American Princess perspective, she has famously joked: "I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl." Her innocent outward appearance Jews Nate Bloom Special to the Jewish News A Bit Kosher David Beckham, the English soccer player, is arguably the most famous athlete in the world. He's an incredible pack- age of great talent and movie- star good looks – and he's mar- ried to the glam- orous Victoria David Beckham Adams, aka "Posh Spice," of the singing group the Spice Girls. Beckham, 31, just signed a five- year, $250 million deal with Major League Soccer's Los Angeles Galaxy team. He'll start playing for the Galaxy this August. In 1999, Beckham told the press his maternal grandfather was Jewish. He said he was close to 50 January 25 • 2007 this grandfather and "wore skull- caps" when, as a boy, he went to a Jewish wedding or two with his grandpa. Becks, as he is called, added that this little contact with Judaism was the only exposure he had to any religion while growing up. Well, English Jewish soccer fans went ga-ga over this news, and Beckham's Jewish ties often are noted in the British Jewish press. The Beckhams are celebrity "eclectic religious": They have matching tattoos, written in Hebrew, of a verse from The Song of Songs; they had an Anglican wedding cer- emony, although they aren't exactly churchgoers; and on their estate, there's a faux Gothic chapel with a Buddhist shrine near the chapel door. No, I wouldn't "claim" Beckham as Jewish. But I do give him credit for disclosing his Jewish roots and being proud of them. The European soccer world is marred by racist fans who shout vile words at black, Arab and Jewish players. In some way, Becks' pride is a slap in their face. Piven Plays Jeremy Piven (Entourage) stars in the film Smokin' Aces, which opens Friday, Jan. 26. He plays Buddy "Aces" Israel, a comic and card trick expert who is going to inform on the mob. But before he talks and goes into Jeremy Piven protective custo- dy, Buddy decides to have one more blast at Nevada's Lake Tahoe casi- nos. Ben Affleck plays an FBI agent who protects Buddy, and singer Alicia Keyes makes her screen debut as a mob hit-woman who pretends to be a prostitute to get close to Buddy. Jewish actors Peter Berg (Chicago Hope) and David Proval have sup- porting parts. Proval is best known for playing gangster Richie Aprile Sr. on The Sopranos. (Proval's episodes will start running in March on reruns being broadcast on cable station A&E.) Piven, 41, said on CNN that he knew nothing about card tricks when he was cast in the role of Buddy Israel: "I couldn't even entertain at a bat mitzvah." He got the tricks down, he said, after months of practice. Spears' New Man In the category of 15 minutes of fame: Isaac Cohen, a previously almost unknown male model from Los Angeles who has been romanti- cally linked to singer Britney Spears. On his My Space Web site, which was taken down shortly after he was linked to Spears, Cohen wrote that he is Jewish. Except for his religious orientation, Cohen seems perfectly