To Do! E-mail items to calendar@thejewishnews.com Mail items to Calendar, the Jewish News, 29200 Northwestern, Suite 110, Southfield, MI 48034 Fax items to (248) 304-8885 • Deadline: noon, Wednesday, eight days prior to publication ir Check It Out! Ao Arts & Culture and 10 p.m. Fridays, 7 and 9 p.m. Saturdays and 8 p.m. Sundays. $15-$20. (248) 348-4448. Browse Zap! Pow! Bam! The Superhero: 1938-1950, the Golden Age of Comic Books before the exhibit closes on Dec. 14 at the Janice Charach Epstein Gallery at the West Bloomfield JCC. Gallery hours are 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Mondays- Thursdays and 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Sundays. (248) 432-5448. See the Jewish Ensemble Theatre production of Jacques Brel Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris through Jan. 5 at the West Bloomfield JCC. $29- $39. Get a schedule at www.jet- theatre.org . (248) 788- 2900. Join the Jewish Historical Society for a performance and afterglow at 2 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 24. $29 with reservations due by Dec. 8. (248) 432-5517. Listen to Steven Berman, who teaches at Oakland Community College and Central Michigan University, discuss the book Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer at 1:30 or 7 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 7, in the Henry and Delia Meyers Library at the West Bloomfield JCC. The program is sponsored by the Fall Book Club. Call Fran Menken at (248) 432-5546. Experience the comedy You Can't Take It With You produced by the University of Michigan School of Music, Theatre & Dance Dec. 7-10 at the Power Center, 121 N. Fletcher, Ann Arbor. $9-$22. Check times by calling (734) 764- 2538. Participate in Tick Tock, a fundraiser to benefit the Paint Creek Center for the Arts, 7- 10 p.m. Friday, Dec. 15, at 407 Pine Street, Rochester. Artists from throughout the area have donated creative clocks they have designed. (248) 651-4110. Watch a production of Hello, Dolly! staged by the students at Walled Lake Central High School Dec. 8-10. Performances are at 2 p.m. Sunday and 7:30 p.m. on other days at 1600 Oakley Park. $12-$14. (248) 956-4713. Hear Rabbi Sherwin Wine review The Trojan War by Barry Strauss at 10:30 a.m. Saturday, Dec. 16, at the Center for New Thinking, 725 S. Adams, Birmingham. $9-$10. (248) 646-0416. View a free screening of Walk on Water, the second film in the 2006-2007 Reel Israel Film Festival at 7 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 10, at Temple Beth El, 7400 Telegraph, Bloomfield Township. (248) 737-0801. Cinema 6 Stage Laugh with Second City's Dysfunctional Holiday Revue through Dec. 31 at 42705 Grand River, Novi. The show starts at 8 p.m. Wednesdays-Thursdays, 8 Catch Chanukah on Planet EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE by Jordan B. Gorfinkel • Your Official Jewish Guide to 64 December 7 2006 IONS INC. ALL RICO -ITS RESERVED. gorfOjewls hcartoon.com Matzah Ball 3:30-4 p.m. Friday, Dec. 15, on Channel 56. Concerts Gift Bazaar Listen to Chanukah songs in the Detroit Symphony Orchestra's "Home for the Holidays" con- cert Dec. 14-17 at the Max M. Fisher Music Center in Detroit. Performances are at 10:45 a.m. and 8 p.m. Thursday, 8:30 p.m. Friday, 3 and 8:30 p.m. Saturday and 3 p.m. Sunday. $15-$99. (313) 576-5111. Take the class Historical and Modern Anti-Semitism at 7 p.m. Thursdays, Dec. 7, 14 and 21, at Congregation Shir Tikvah, 3900 Northfield Parkway, Troy. Don Cohen, former director of the Michigan Chapter of the Anti- Defamation League, will lead the classes. $10 nonmembers. RSVP to Rabbi Aaron at (248) 649- 4418, ext. 33. Meet with employment counselor Mildred Pivoz for job searching tips at 7 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 12, at Adat Shalom Synagogue, 29901 Middlebelt, Farmington Hills. (248) 861-5100. Participate in the Temple Beth El Lunch and Learn Series at noon Thursday, Dec. 14, when Keren Alpert discusses "War and Rebellion in Jewish Law." The free session at the temple, 7400 Telegraph in Bloomfield Township, includes beverages and asks guests to bring their lunches. (248) 865-0612. Meet with tech consultant Marc Prensky, author of Don't Bother Me, Mom, I'm Learning, as he dis- cusses teens and technology at 10 a.m. Sunday, Dec.10, at the Max M. Fisher Federation Bldg., 6735 Telegraph, Bloomfield Township. The free program is sponsored by Federation's Alliance for Jewish Education. RSVP to Rebecca Starr at (248) 205-2531. Discuss "The Search for a New Aggadah" with Rabbi Steven Rubenstein at 10 a.m. Sunday, Dec. 17, at Congregation Beth Ahm, 5075 W. Maple, West Bloomfield. (248) 851-6880, ext. 17. Learn about "Moreshet Sepharad — the History and Legacy of Sephardic Jews," explained by Howard Lupovitch at 7 p.m. Sundays, Dec. 10, Jan. 14 and Feb. 4, at Keter Torah Synagogue, 0 tEe CCA H Altr uist Realist 16,4 Enroll in a lecture series "A History of Kabbalah — Its Uses, Misuses and Abuses," taught by Prof. Howard Lupovitch start- BERNIE YAEL The Idealist LOUIS The Perplexed ZAYDS BU BS The Rebel The Traditionalist The Bubbe MILL 518.50.N .5H OAH FOUNDATION Direcor/3tar "PA55ION OF THE DRUNK JEW-HATER" 600.6 FOR THE Li - ci,<_5! 5480 Orchard Lake Rd., West Bloomfield. Reserve places by calling (248) 681- 3665. Education STEVEN SPIELBERG Founder: Attend the Congregation B'nal Moshe Sisterhood's Holiday Bazaar 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 10, at 6800 Drake, West Bloomfield. There will be merchandise from 20 vendors, chil- dren's activities and a Chanukah lunch buffet until 1 p.m. (248) 788-0600. B•ORA'T Sexist , Misogynist, Crude, Rude & Lewd ANTI - SEMIT E Played By XIA/I5H COMEDIAN 5A5CHA. BARON COHEN ing at 3 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 17, at Congregation B'nai Moshe, 6800 Drake, West Bloomfield. Lectures are held once a month. $70-$80 for series, $12 individual lectures. Call Nancy Kaplan at (248) 737- 1931. Event Hotline Walk with the Jewish Hikers of Michigan 10 a.m.-noon Sunday, Dec. 10. Get details by calling (734) 994-6382 or (734) 883- 9522. Attend Yeshivas Darchei Torah's 12th annual Book Fair-Fun Day 1-5 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 10, at 21550 W. 12 Mile, Southfield. There will be an animal show and crafts. $3.50. Call Breindy Weiss at (248) 967- 2215. Participate in the Torah Fund Tea sponsored by the sisterhood of Adat Shalom at 2 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 10, at the synagogue, 29901 Middlebelt, Farmington Hills. Nathan Feingold of Michigan Avenue Antiques and Deborah McNutt of TeaBlenders will make presentations and verbal apprais- als of one small antique per person. $40-$400 with proceeds benefiting the Jewish Theological Seminary Torah Fund. (248) 851- 5100. Hear sportscaster Steve Courtney discuss the Detroit sports scene at a family dinner program hosted by the men's club of Adat Shalom at 6:15 p.m. Monday, Dec. 11, at the synagogue, 29901 Middlebelt, Farmington Hills. $5-$10. (248) 851-5100. Get a private tour of Comerica Park at the annual GATA Dinner of the B'nai B'rith Great Lakes Region on Monday, Dec. 11, at the stadium's Tiger Club. The event will honor Harry J. Glantz, the co-