Entertainment ON THE COVER 06ses5e6 with David DiChiera, General Director One of the most beloved operas in the world returns to Detroit for 8 dazzling performances! The Cershwins® October 21-November 5, 2000 by George Dershynn, Dose and Dorothy Heyward and Ira Gershwin Sat. Sun. Wed. Fri. Oct. 21, Oct. 22, Oct. 25, Oct. 27, 7:30pm 2:30pm 7:30pm 7:30pm Sat. Sun. Sat. Sun. Oct. 28, Oct. 29, Nov. 04, Nov. 05, 7:30pm 2:30pm 7:30pm 2:30pm Free Opera Talk with Dr. Wallace Peace, 1 hour prior to performance. For Pre-paid Parking in the NEW Detroit Opera House Parking Center, Call the Ticket Office or visit our website. FOR TICKETS, CALL 313-237-SING or visit www.michiganopera.org The 2006 Fall Season is made possible by Ford Motor Company. t'e 1174430 MEADOW BROOK THEATRE by Paris Hilton," Mad #464, April 2006) for example — there has to be a certain amount of daydreaming. I'll start thinking: What if Paris Hilton is living in the time of the Salem witch trials, or maybe she's updating the book for modern times or what would be her Arie Kaplan take on the story? Then I write every- thing down — in long- hand because for some reason that makes it funnier. Then when I type it up, I revise it. By the time I send it out to Mad, it's this tight, musi- cal, sinewy, sexy piece. JN: Now do you know when something you've written is funny? Based on the novel by Mary Shelley - Adapted by David L. Regal smommommerwl 7immoom Tickets available now. 248-377-3300 online at mbtheatre.com Bring this ad for 15% off up to 4 tickets! 54 October 19.200E iN AK: It's hard to gauge unless you test it out on other people. I'll try stuff out on my friends, fellow writ- ers and my wife, who's a screen- writer. One time I did this piece for Mad that became fairly popular; it was called "What if Chris Rock performed at a bar mitzvah?" It started when a friend of mine, Josh Malinow, and I were coming back from a bar mitzvah and we started doing impressions of Snoop Dogg — this was when that whole "fershiz- zle" thing of his was really popular: "Welcome to Jacob's barmizzle; he hasn't had this much fun since his circumsizzle." We pitched the idea to Mad, and they said, "These sound like jokes Chris Rock would do." So Josh and I rented a lot of Chris Rock videos and started copying his comedic voice and the types of jokes he would tell so we could write this piece. It's sort of like the thing a method actor would do. Jfsi: Do you read a lot of comic books? AK: A favorite of mine is the Flaming Carrot. I'm obsessed with this comic book. It's about a genius who, on a dare, reads 500 comic books and then becomes simple. He wears a giant car- rot mask and flippers and fights crime. JNI: What would be your dream Job? AK: I'd say a prime-time series. It would have a science fiction, hor- ror element, but it would be funny, too. I really like shows that have a rich, dense mythology to them. It would star Adam Brody, Seth Green, Topher Grace and Tobey Maguire as leprechaun police- men. The show would be called LepreCOPS. Each week, the LepreCOPS would solve a different mythological themed crime, like maybe a Minotaur who murdered the bullfighter trying to tame him. It would be like CS/ meets Darby O'Gill and the Little People. And just to spice things up, Aisha Tyler would play a female leprechaun who is ostracized because she's way taller than any of the other leprechauns, but the Seth Green character is secretly in love with her. Maybe she carries him in her pocket when they go on patrol together. Tell me you wouldn't want to see that show, because I would. RI