n On Ruby Foo's circa 1940s menu (above), wontons are defined as "kreplach." highly carbonated supermarket soda water, rather than old-fashioned seltzer from a siphon bottle, to make the beverage. "This, of course, has gotten me into trouble with MV friends, the seltzer men of Brooklyn," he says. WHY CHINESE? If the egg cream has dwindled as the preferred Jewish soft drink, the tribe's love of Chinese food has con- tinued to thrive in the past six decades. "It started because Jews could go into a Chinese restaurant and feel safe," Schwartz says. Until the 1970s, only three types of restaurants existed, besides Jewish ones, in New York: French was reserved for fancy occasions, Italian was intimidating due to the Madonna over the cash register, but Chinese was cheap, tasty and non- threatening. The Chinese, after all, weren't Christian; the statue of Buddha looked like a decorative statue, or perhaps your fecund tjncle Moe, and Jews were one step up the socioeconomic ladder from the Chinese. "As Philip Roth points out in Ponnoy's Complaint, to a Chinese waiter a Jew is just another white guy," Schwartz says. And while the treif (non-kosher) drew Jews who wanted to rebel against kosher parents, the minced meat and lack of dairy ingredients m C a (.2 c. Spring Sale 20% off all new orders floor models available for immediate c elivery Continued on page 42 JNPLATINUM •\1,\R( II 2006 • 4 1