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eave it to the Russian daily
Pravda (Truth) to find one of
the most important stories in
Israel's history — a story missed,
astonishingly enough, by virtually
every other newspaper in the world.
"Israel Occupied by Aliens," Pravda
reported in 2002. The story recounts
space alien visits to several small
towns in Israel. These included:
• Aliens in Moshe Poret, who
"destroyed all the domestic animals."
A dog's eyes were removed, but blood
was nowhere. Sheep were found with
holes drilled in their head, but their
corpses "did not decay for four
months."
•"Aggressive aliens" met up with Dr.
Harav Bin Bari and his cousin as they
drove home one evening. The two saw
a "small white-colored man with large
black eyes. When Bin Bari looked into
the man's eyes, he realized that the
creature was reading his mind?'
• A man living near Rishon Lezion
saw figures "wearing shiny gray
clothes," their faces "covered with a
luminous haze," then suddenly fell
seriously ill. Physicians could not dis-
cover the cause of his ailment.
"Dozens of such incidents have
been reported in Israel since 1993,"
Pravda concludes. "There is the
impression that aliens have a plan for
Israel. However, no one knows the
purpose of their activity?'
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Because of the proliferation of
information on the Internet, even the
most savvy of surfers may be missing
critical information about Jews,
Judaism and the State of Israel. Don't
let this happen to you!
Here, at last, is a list of some funny
and downright oddball sites you can
find on the Web.
ww•jewsweek.corn
VH 1 airs a .show about "how freakin'
special we Jews are." Jessica Simpson
may have had a fling with a Jewish
guy. A museum in Austria is hosting
an exhibit of anti-Semitic puppets. A
con man, and friend of Ariel Sharon,
poses as a racecar driver.
If you've missed any of these sto-
ries, check out jewsweek.com . This is a
very funky site, where you can read
the Torah portion or the latest
Hollywood gossip about Jews, all com-
plete with very clever commentary.
www.chutzpahthegroup.com
If you, or someone Jewish you know,
walks around saying, "Get me more
bling!" or calls friends and family,
"homeboys," or tries pathetically to
rap ("I like my kugel/ I want it in a
dish/ But first I need/ My gefilte
fish!") then this is the Web site for
you.
Chutzpah, the self-described "first-
ever Jewish Hip-Hop supergroup," fea-
tures Dr. Dreck ("a profoundly influ-
ential figure in the annals of hip-hop,"
aka actor George Segal), Master Tav,
MC Meshugenah and Jewdah. They've
got CDs, a video — so what more do
you want already?
"The buzz is there," Def Leppard's
Vivian Campbell says of Chutzpah.
"Your mother would love it!"
www.jewschool.corn
This site is a quirky collection of
Jewish sort-of news bits. Stories
include American Jews' opinions on
the war in Iraq and observations from
"Rebbetzin Hadassah Gross:' a trans-
vestite who dons a massively coiffed
platinum-blond wig. Also read about
Israeli women.who, in search of a hus-
band, have been hanging their under-
wear on the tomb of a much-honored
rabbi, along with Al Jazeera's interview
with Mr. KKK himself, David Duke.
www.jmerica.com
If you've still got your menorah out
because you don't know how to clean
the darn thing off, take a look at some
tips on jmerica.com , where you also
can find out how to download your
very own "Menorah Fractal Desktop
Wallpaper?'
Jmerica.com has brief bites that
some might call news, and will quickly
take you to www.yoyenta.com, where
you'll find plenty of Hollywood
updates about "supersexy" Adrian
Brody and "spazalicious Jew Jack