Ferndale:Woodward & Nine Mile isbeen called "The Next Royal Oak," "SoRo" as in South of Royal Oak, and "Metro Detroit's up and coming hot spot." I But at the end of the day, there's no "next" or "up and coming" about Ferndale. Rather, its admit- tedly dog-eared, but nonetheless appealing business district bisect- ing Woodward Avenue and (pri- marily) West Nine Mile Road takes its cues not from other neighbor- hoods, but from the residents and business owners who prefer life a little less ordinary. One caveat. Bring your patience — and pocket change. The former for the dearth of convenient parking, the latter for the parking meters. DINING/NIGHTLIFE Along West Nine Mile, it's a snap to feast like a king at any one of the ethnic eateries where English just may, in fact, be a second, even third, language. The food's true to its heritage, the service sprightly, and the prices hard to beat. Authentic Ethiopian cuisine is the specialty at The Blue Nile (545 W. Nine Mile, 248-547-6699), while those with a hankering for the flavors of Asia make a B-line for Bangkok Café (323 W. Nine Mile, 248-548-5373), May's Bangkok Express (254 W. Nine Mile, 248-545-3929), Star of India (180 W. Nine Mile, 248-546-5996) and Nami Sushi Bar (201 W. Nine Mile, 248-542-6458). The scene is decidedly a little more dressed up along the western boundary of the business district. The always bustling Assaggi Mediterranean Bistro (330 W. Nine Mile, 248-584-3499) and sleek, cavernous newcomer Via Nove (344 W. Nine Mile, 248-336- 9936) give the area a sophisticated flair, what with their handsome decor and flavorful, southern European-inspired menus. Thankfully, Nine Mile offers a smorgasbord (pardon the pun) of "in between" restaurants and cafés to sup in style. They're not quite for meals in a hurry, but they cer- tainly won't break the bank. Consider them those quintessen- tial neighborhood haunts we crave, whether we live around the corner or not. The granddaddy, or perhaps it should be grandmommy, of neigh- borhood haunts is Maria's Front Room (215 W. Nine Mile, 248-542- 7379), a perennial Detroit-area favorite for its homemade Italian specialties; the buttery, crusty gar- lic loaf will throw even the most ardent Atkin's follower into a lath- er. A few doors down, Josephine Creperie and Bistro (241 W. Nine Mile, 248-399-1366), earns kudos for its dinner and dessert crepes, as 24 • October 20, 2005 • MainStreets well as its smart Sunday brunch. Across the street from Maria's are the quirky restaurants-cum-art galleries Angel's Café (214 W. Nine Mile, 248-541-0888), and Starving Artist (212 W. Nine Mile, 248-545-5650). Remember to bring your creativity to Starving Artist as each table is covered in white butcher-block paper for diners to indulge their artistic talents; crayons are courtesy of the restau- rant. Woodward Avenue vies for patrons with a cluster of restau- rants just north and south of "the Nine," many of which are leg- endary in the region. Among them are the always lively, always consistent Como's Pizzeria (22812 Woodward Ave., 248-548-5005) and Club Bart (22726 Woodward Ave., 248-548-8746), with occa- sional nightly entertainment and a wildly popular Sunday brunch. Also on Woodward are Danny's Irish Pub (22824 Woodward Ave., 248-546-8331); the Post (22828 Woodward Ave., 248-546-7678), go earlier for dinner, arrive later for a lively bar scene; toothsome Cajun fare at Howe's Bayou (22848 Woodward Ave., 248-691-7145); and the WAB microbrewery, as in Woodward Avenue Brewers, (22646 Woodward Ave., 248-546- 3696). Two other establishments with regional appeal are The French Gourmet (23421 Woodward Ave., 248-541-1200), where Francophiles of all stripes will find a cozy wel- come, and the Om Café (23136 Woodward Ave., 248-548-1941), southeastern Michigan's definitive vegetarian restaurant. Ferndale's also home to some of the most innovative, dare it be called "high brow" diner food around at Fly Trap (22950 Woodward Ave., 248-399-5150) and Toast (23144 Woodward Ave.,