EAirat ...10 itigg DRINK! Singular Saga Gigi Anders recounts her unique NOVI Jewish Cuban American coming-of-age tale. Castro's body when he's "dead and bloated, stinking on his back in the Special to the Jewish News tropical sun." Anders grew up think- ing that the cigar-smoking dictator ne of Gigi Anders' earliest was Adolph Hitler's son. memories is of refusing to Shortly after settling in hand over her red tricycle to Washington, D.C., the nursery a Cuban guerilla. school-age Anders spent her days Three-year-old Anders, on the air- accompanying her parents to their plane tarmac en route to America, jobs at a psychiatric hospital, in part hollered, "It's my birthday bike!" because her mother believed that until Fidel Castro's soldier surren- summer camps were somehow linked dered and let her take the favorite to concentration camps. toy into exile. Frequent allu- The tricycle was sions to the stolen in the Miami Holocaust, the airport, but the grandparents' ten- memories of the dency to speak Anders' family's "Yiddish and abrupt departure Hebrew with from their adopted Cuban accents, tropical homeland Spanish with lives on almost 45 Yiddish accents, years later. In and English with Jubana! The Yiddish-Cuban Awkwardly True and accents," and a Dazzling Adventures briefly described of a Jewish Cubana bat mitzvah are the Goddess, Anders main Jewish details describes the , in the pork-and "mondo bizarro shrimp-loving jaws of cross cultur- Anders saga. al hell" that go with However, one could being Jewish, argue that the fami- Cuban and ly's left-wing poli- American — and Gigi Anders has written a tics, passion for having a crazy mom chatty tell-all. shopping, abundant on top of it all. hours in psycho- The book is chock analysis — and zeal for food, albeit full of interesting details as it tracks unkosher food — are also quite this quirky family's metamorphosis Jewish. from Eastern European shred- As the book progresses, the focus dwellers to Havana aristocrats to seems to shift away from the Cuban greenhorn Miami refugees to upper Jewish idiosyncrasies and middle class Washington more onto Anders' coming suburbanites. Born shortly of age: alienation at a before the revolution to WASPy prep school, a dis- young, beautiful and turbing sexual relationship wealthy parents, Anders with an older man, a bizarre letter- recalls sipping bottles of sweetened writing relationship with Woody milk (soon to be spiked with espres- Allen and — finally — thwarted so), wearing diamond earrings, swimming in warm tropical water — wedding plans, the highlight of which seems to have been the perfect and hearing her mother's detailed Tiffany's diamond engagement ring. fantasies for her daughter's future In between, Anders muses on her wedding. In exile, Anders' parents taught her ambivalence about Elian Gonzalez, to count with a song about how SINGULAR SAGA on page 43 many needles they would stick in The new star of the Andiamo family. JULIE WIENER 0 dirtymartini LOUNGE Work hard. Play harder. Get dirty. x.,seco.dceq - DETROIT Metro Detroit's place for laughs. Now, Metro Detroit's newest hotspots... are all in one hot spot! The new Andiamo complex on Grand River's Main Street in Novi. Be there and be scene! 42705 Grand River Ave. • 248.348.3838 101 3 270 GRAND OPENING! Sanders Haagen Dazs Ben & Jerry's Alinosi's Guernsey Breyers Denali Stucchi's Bubbies REV IEW Announcing Skinny Minnie Low Carb, Sugar Free Custard • Yogurt Candy Dip Cones Frozen Bananas Ice Cream Cakes & Yogurt Pies Sanders Original Cakes Including Bumpy WE DO MORE THAN ICE CREAM...CANDY, GREAT GIFTS & BIRTHDAY PARTIES TOO! Ir 2.00 OFF : any Sanders Sundae or Cream Puff L With coupon No limit • Exp. 9/8/05 Open 7 Days 1 0-10: M-F/12-10: Sat & Sun Craig Astrein, Proprietor (248) 582-8229 2688 Coolidge Hwy. Berkley, MI Ice Cream Cakes $5.O9 OFF Sanders Cakes $2.00 OFF With coupon • Exp. 9/8/05 1006160 8/18 2005 41