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based career is fading in the UK.
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being Jewish, and she has
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Brit Jewish charities. So, we
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house with such icons of our
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Old Joke

Royal Oak next month.

Copycat

Although KISS has faded as a
major rock
act, KISS
frontman

GENE SIM-
MONS

always finds
a way to
keep his face
before the
public.
His newest
venture is a
shameless
TV rip-off
of the hit
movie School

Opening Friday, July 29, is
the comedy documentary The
Aristocrats. The premise is sim-
Gene Simmons:
ple. There is a famous, very
filthy joke that has been told by New venture
professional comedians since the
days of vaudeville. Aristocrats
of Rock. Simmons' Rock School,
director Paul Provenza filmed 100
now airing on VH-1, -features
comedians telling this same joke.
Simmons tutoring some English
The set-up of the joke is the same
prep school kids in the fine points
(a family
of rock 'n' roll.
act audi-
Simmons has none of the charm
tioning for
of comedian JACK BLACK, the
a talent
star of School of Rock — and the
agent) no
TV series is a dud.
matter who
tells it.
On The Bandwagon
However,
each come- SCOTT BENARDE, a rock
dian in this music historian who is a friend of
documen-
mine (and an occasional contribu-
tary
fills
in
tor to the Jewish News; see his
Jason Alexander:
the very
article on the Chicago Blues
Too raunchy?
raunchy
Reunion on page 38, says: "Wait
details as
long enough, and every famous
he or she sees fit.
person will tell you that they have
About 50 of the comedians in
some Jewish ancestry."
The Aristocrats are Jewish. Here
The latest to come out of the
are just 10: HANK AZARIA,
Jewish closet is the famous rock-
JASON ALEXANDER, LEWIS
er/activist
BLACK, SUSIE ESSMAN,
Bob
RICHARD LEWIS, CATHY
Geldof of
LADMAN, PAUL REISER,
"Live 8"
DON RICKLES, JON STEW-
and "Live
ART and. SARAH SILVERMAN.
Aid"
Obviously, this film is not for
fame.
children or for those who do not
Geldof,
like raunchy humor. Moreover,
who was
you may to have to wait until the
raised a
film hits DVD to see The
Catholic
Aristocrats because not many the-
in Ireland,
aters are booking it. The huge
recently
AMC movie theater chain just
told an
Bob Geldof
reneged on a commitment to
interviewer Jewish grandfather?
show the film, citing the film's
that he has
"very narrow appeal."
a Jewish grandfather. 0
It is scheduled to open at the
Landmark Main Art Theatre in