Last Call ni (51- reel °rived C HOOMfiehl Assisted Living A Word About Ward 0 ne of the worst things about being sick is to stay home and use television as the main source of entertainment for each waking hour. And if you hap- HARRY pened to be sick KI RS BAUM and tuned to FOX Columnist News last week, you couldn't avoid the Ward Churchill "saga." Churchill, a University of Colorado professor, has been in the cable news crosshairs for a few weeks now, because of "Some People Push Back. On the justice of Roosting Chickens," a paper he wrote about the 9-11 tragedy in 2001. "The most that can honestly be said of those involved on Sept. 11 is that they finally responded in kind to some of what this country has dis- pensed to their people as a matter of course," he wrote. "That they waited so long to do so is, notwithstanding the 1993 action at the WTC [World Trade Center], more than anything a testament to their patience and restraint." As for the innocent civilians who were killed that day, he wrote: "True enough, they were civilians of a sort. But innocent? Gimme a break. They formed a technocratic corps at the very heart of America's global finan- cial empire. c, ... they were too busy braying, incessantly and self-importantly, into their cell phones, arranging power lunches and stock transactions, each of which translated, conveniently out of sight, mind and smelling distance, into the starved and rotting flesh of [Iraqi] infants," he wrote. "If there was a better, more effec- tive or, in fact, any other way of visit- ing some penalty befitting their par- ticipation upon the little Eichmanns inhabiting the sterile sanctuary of the Twin Towers, I'd really be interested in hearing about it." Pretty sickening stuff, but why did it take so long for Churchill's name to appear in the news when he pub- lished this rant so many years ago? Churchill Was supposed to appear Harry Kirsbaum's e-mail address is hkirsbaum@thejewishnews.com . at a speaking engagement at Hamilton College, a small private liberal arts school in Clinton, N.Y., when someone contacted someone at FOX News about his background. The outcry was instantaneous and the Feb. 3 speech was canceled due to death threats. He appeared five days later at his home campus to a crowd of 1,100, including enough security personnel to protect a president. Churchill, whose Native American background is also coming into ques- tion, recently resigned as chair of the school's ethnic studies department. Now, I am in no way supporting this lunatic whose screed could be easily dismissed in almost any debate. What I'm saying is that this nut from University of Colorado, Playboy's sixth-ranked party school in 2002, has been spouting off to small groups of like-minded people for years, and a discussion of academic rights and free speech should have started much sooner. FOX News commentator Bill O'Reilly has allowed this nonsensical, unimportant, legend-in-his-own- mind Ward Churchill to play the role of victim on a stage much bigger than what he deserves. O'Reilly, who has covered this story nonstop for two weeks, is ques- tioning why network news hasn't done the same. During his "Talking Points" seg- ment Feb. 11, O'Reilly said the Churchill story was full of emotion, free speech implications, taxpayer involvement, and it has a villain. "It's very interesting on a number of lev- els, but not for the nightly news broadcasts," he said, citing CBS and NBC News' "one short report" and nothing from ABC News. "If ever there was an explanation of why [the networks] are a losing audience and FOX News is gaining, this is it." No, Bill, you're gaining for differ- ent reasons. The networks have 20 minutes to get their news into homes. Cable news can spend count- less hours on the same tired subject. The networks missed their chance to make this a big story when a lunatic professor published a rant several years ago. And besides, why send a tank to kill a fly? O ; - /ve)e 7 &1 4q4,6 ';,qprCe e ae,16 Orchard Lake. Rd. South of Lone Pine Rd. West Bloomfield, Michigan 248.683.1010 087 938C90 festi,Qat D ane , vit's 2005 Intermediate Modern Dance Technique with Yoga & Pilates Instructor M. Beth, Wielin,ski, Member, Ann Arbor Dance Works, MA in Dance from University of Michigan Experienced teacher and performer ittursd,ays from, 9:30-11 a.m. • Zell Dance Studio (Next to the new Henry & Delia Myers Library) Weekly Classes: Members: $10/Non-Members: $12 8-Week Packages: Members: $64/Non-Members: $80 For uiform,ati,on or to repster, call 248.432.5577. at' j THE CENTER Jewish, Com,m,u,nity Center of Metropolitan Detroit D. Dan & Belly Kahn Building • Eugene & Marcia Applebaum Jewish Community Campus • 6600 West Maple • West Bloomfield, MI *1N 2/17 2005 69