GIFT GUIDE tahto Pog-tayto, Please make mine a latke! by Sy Manello Flo otatoes, a universal food, are consumed in many forms in many cultures. It is, however, at this time of year that thoughts turn to the potato latke, the fried food that seems synonymous with Chanukah. You may be a tra- ditionalist and insist on making your own latkes: spending hours grating by hand (no food processor for you!) and risking bits of fingernail and flesh. You have perfected the assembly line technique and can handle with aplomb several baking sheets lined with brown paper bags. N You may decide to take the Torn-Sawyer-painting-the-fence approach: "My, making these pancakes is so much fun that I couldn't relinquish the task to anyone. Well, if you just want to try ..." Perhaps you are an ingrained defroster. Okay, then you can purchase many varieties frozen. Good luck with defrosting and keeping them crisp. (I still say that this form is the least appealing to me, but is undis- putable as a time-and-finger-saver.) The best idea for serving latkes comes from my cousin Elaine. She want- ed to have latkes to serve to her Hadassah ladies at a citywide meeting in New Orleans. She had her twin sister Eleanor pick up 400 latkes in Detroit and cart them by air. Latkes to go! In the metro Detroit area, there are many places that would love to aid you in your quest to serve the delectable treat to your Chanukah guests and save you the peeling, grating, mixing, frying, keeping warm — to say nothing of the oil smell that perme- ates your house far beyond the eight-day holiday. If you want to serve latkes to go, may I suggest that your salvation may be at one of the following. It is not a comprehensive listing, but just a beginning reference guide. • Bloom's Kitchen — No order is too small for these tradi- tional "thinner, crisper" latkes, according to Shirlee. She can give you applesauce or sour cream; she now has parve sour cream; 32418 Northwestern Hwy., Farmington Hills, (248) 855-9463. • Steve's Deli — No notice is needed for any order since he makes a lot, especially at the holi- day-time. Sides are supplied as the customer wants, according to manager Jeff; 6646 Telegraph, Bloomfield Hills, (248) 932-0800. • Deli Unique — Good latkes are always available with sides of applesauce or sour cream. Manager Mark says that they usu- ally go through 1,000-1,200 pounds of potatoes for the pan- cakes; 6724 Orchard Lake Road, West Bloomfield, (248) 737-3890. • Unique Kosher Carry Out and Catering Inc. — Give at least two weeks' notice if you're planning a large order. Rita says that they come with apple- sauce. It's a meat establishment, so no sour cream; but there is no limit to the size of the order. (These were the ones that went to New Orleans); 25270 Greenfield, "Oak Park, (248) 967-1161. • Papa Joe's — According to Tony in the To-Go department, a single day's notice will suffice for your order with your choice of accompaniments; 34244 Woodward, Birmingham, (248) 723-9400. • Star Deli — Harry, one of the men in charge, says that with a week's notice for a sizeable order, you too can share in the delight- ful latkes they produce; 24555 W 12 Mile, Southfield, (248) 352-7377. • Peter's Palate Pleaser — They are "delicious", assures Quinn. She suggests that 24-48 hours' notice is advised for any large order and many sides are available; 1087 W. Long Lake, Bloomfield Hills. (248) 540-2266. If you insist on thawing and heating, the following stores reglarly carry kosher frozen latkes. • Hiller's Market — (I checked the one at 14 and Haggerty in Commerce Twp.) Dr. Prager's Homestyle Potato Pancakes come nine in a pack- age and are "heart healthy;" Golden makes all natural pota- to pancakes, eight in a pack- age; and they also come in veg- etable and zucchini forms; Empire triangle latkes with onion come in a 24 oz. bag. (248) 960-1990. (at least in • Kroger. Commerce Twp., Farmington Hills and West Bloomfield) carries King Cold mini latkes, 10 in a package; Kineret minis come in a 30 oz bag. The store also carries the Golden brand. — TO GET THE PANCAKE PART BUT STAY LO-CARB, YOU CAN CHECK OUT LATKES ON GOOGLE. I found at least one "good" recipe for Cauliflower Pancakes (Latkes) that seemed easy to follow. There was also one that said you could add some Atkins Bake Mix, whatever that is. (Don't forget, you're reading the words of a devout If-it's- potato-and-fried-crisp- I'll-eat-it person!) Whether it's latkee or latkuh or potato pancake, this Chanukah treat, as Alton Brown would say, is "Good eats." GIFT GUIDE 11/12 2004 19