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December 26, 2003 - Image 78

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2003-12-26

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THANK You
FOR A
SUCCESSFUL
YEAR!

parts ... His figures have each slice of
the 6-slice pizza with five carbs, about
70 percent less than a regular pizza.
RUMOR DEPT ... Joining others
who are said to maybe take over the
former Big Daddy's spot on Orchard
Lake Road is Maggianno's Little Italy
... No, the sign wasn't changed to
bread Basket Deli because it supposed-
ly took over the Vineyards locale on
Northwestern Highway ... Just a tem-
porary covering ... Bread Basket is still
just a tenant.
KORN KORNER ... Sadie was hav-
ing a bout of indigestion. After a visit
to the doctor, she comes home and
tells Morris they have something to
celebrate.
"What are we celebrating?" asks
Morris.
"The doctor says I'm pregnant and
I'm going to have twins!" says Sadie.
"Impossible," yells Morris. "You're
84, I'm 86! We can't make babies any-
more!"
Sadie insists indignantly that she is
pregnant with twins. So Morris calls
the doctor and says, "My wife tells me
you say she's pregnant with twins!"
"No, no," says the doctor. "I told
her she had too little juice in her
stomach!"
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
An airplane takes off from the airport.
The captain is Jewish and the first
officer is Taiwan Chinese. It's the first
time they've flown together, and it is
obvious by the silence that they don't
get along.
After 30 minutes, the captain finally
speaks. He says, "I don't like Chinese."
The first officer replies, "Oh, you
don't like Chinese? Why is that?"
The captain says, "You bombed
Pearl harbor. That's why I don't like
Chinese."
The first officer says, "No, No.
Chinese did not bomb Pearl Harbor.
That was Japanese, not Chinese.
And the captain answers, "Chinese,
Japanese, Vietnamese — it doesn't
matter. They're all alike."
Another 30 minutes of silence.
Finally, the first officer says, "No
like Jew."
The captain replies, "Why not? Why
don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic," says the first
officer.
The captain tries to correct him,
"No, no. The Jews didn't sink the
Titanic. It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg —
no matter all same." ID

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2003

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