Sara and Miriam have lived in
the Negev desert all their lives.
But without water,
their children may riot be so lucky.
For Sara and Miriam, Israel is home. Their parents
settled in the Negev over 30 years ago. Sara and Miriam
know everything there is about this region. Except for one
thing. How can they continue living here without water?
A 12-year drought has ravaged Israel, especially the Negev.
Unless water is provided soon, Sara, Miriam and young
people like them will not be able to call it home much longer.
Jewish National Fund has pledged to build 75 life-
sustaining reservoirs throughout Israel and the Negev,
so young families can continue calling Israel home for
generations to come. They are the future of Israel. And they
need your help now.
JNF has been the caretaker of the land of Israel on
behalf of Jewish people everywhere for over a century. JNF's
water projects have significantly increased Israel's water
resources through reservoir and dam construction, river
rehabilitation, water conservation and recycling. But much
more still needs to be done. We can do it. All we need is
for you to do your part. Please give generously. Together,
we can make the desert bloom and our people flourish.
To donate, call your local JNF office at 1-888-JNF-0099 or visit www.jnf.org .
Or mail your contribution to: JNF, Israel Forever Campaign, 42 East 69th St., New York, NY 10021
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Your muscles will be warm and ready
"Don't bounce up and down when
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KORN KORNER ... From Melissa
Litvin ... A guy is out with buddies,
has a few drinks, is feeling a little
frisky, but true to his wife, goes
He finds her sound asleep in bed
with her mouth wide open, so he gets
two aspirins and drops them in her
She starts to choke, but recovers
and asks, "What did you put in my
mouth?" He says, Two aspirins."
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OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From Sandy Loeffler ... Two elderly
men were out driving in a large car.
Both barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they
came to an intersection. The stoplight
was red, but they just went on
The man in the passenger seat
thought to himself, "I must be losing
it. I could have sworn we just went
through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they
came to another intersection, and the
light was red again. Again, they went
right through. -
The man in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been
red, but was really concerned that he
was losing it. He was getting nervous
and decided to pay very close atten-
tion to the road and the next inter-
At the next intersection, sure
enough, the light was red and they
went on through. So he turned to the
other man and said, "Irving, you
know that we just ran through three
red lights in a row? You could have
killed us both!"
Irving turned to him and said,
"Oh, am I driving?" El
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