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Sunday Roast" family ritual with dining
classics from England ... where roast
food is a well-noted treat for the popu-
Roast topside of beef (a Fox &
Hounds favorite), roast leg of lamb,
roast stuffed North Atlantic cod, roast
stuffed chicken breast, etc. Adults,
$16.95 ... Children under 12, $10.95.
"GIVE WINTER THE BOOT"
program started by State Sen. Gilda
Jacobs more than five years ago helps
needy folks in her district (the 14th)
who can't afford the cold weather foot
covering necessity ... Drop off new or
used boots, for adults or children, at
Huntington Woods' Burton School,
Parks and Recreation or city offices.
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OLDIE BUT GOODIE DEPT...
From Bernice Kesner in Las Vegas ... A
woman brought a very limp duck into a
veterinary surgery. As she laid her pet on
the table, the vet pulled out his stetho-
scope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment of two, the vet shook
his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry
Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, 'Are you
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he
"How can you be so sure," she
protested. "I mean, you haven't done
any testing on him or anything. He
might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around
and left the room, and returned a few
moments later with a black Labrador
retriever. As the ducks owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his
hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck
from top to bottom. He then looked at
the vet with sad eyes and shook his
head. The vet patted the dog and took it
out, and returned a few moments later
with a beautiful cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and
also sniffed delicately at the bird. It sat
back on its haunches, shook its head,
meowed softly and strolled out of the
The vet looked at the woman and
said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead
Then the vet turned to his computer
terminal, hit a few keys and produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took
the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to
tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry,. If you'd
taken my word for it, the bill would
have been $20. But what with the Lab
Report and the Cat Scan ..." ❑
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