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PRESENTS

the same Oldies But Goodies and
Korn Korner jokes that emcee Jud
Heathcote told made it to the podi-
um.
THERE SEEMS TO be an excla-
mation mark on whatever he does ...
with openings of new restaurants in
his growing chain among the stand-
outs.
Most recent one by Joe Vicari, his
Andiamo of Dearborn is the former
Chicago Roadhouse site on Michigan
Avenue, but remodeling inside and
out makes the look as different as a
bicycle and automobile.
Over three-and-a-half million dollars
and some pretty sharp renovations
have given Andiamo of Dearborn a
strikingly beautiful look ... with seat-
ing for 250 in the restaurant and bar,
200 in a banquet facility and 100 on a
smart-looking outdoor deck.
Almost 800 people at its grand
opening ... open bars all over ... passed
hors d'oeuvres and buffet food platters
that were constantly being refilled.
Dancing to Johnny Trudell's band in
the banquet sector, with singing by
Mark Randisi ... Another musical
group in the lounge area ... attractive
decor appointments, etc.
Andiamo of Dearborn is Joe's eighth
Andiamo restaurant ... Sterling
Heights and Renaissance Center are
slated to be numbers nine and 10.
KORN KORNER ... A holy man is
buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell,
or swear?" asked the man.
"Oh, absolutely. It's a religious par-
rot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his
legs? When you pull the right one, he
recites the Lord's Prayer, and when
you pull on the left he recites the
23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the holy man,
"but what happens if you pull both
strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid
fool!" screeched the parrot.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From Dr. Ken Silverman, now living
in Missouri ... The couple were
shown into the dentist's office,
where the gent made it clear he was
in a big hurry.
"No expensive extras, doctor," the
man says. "No freezing or needles or
any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the
tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were
as strong minded as you," said.the
dentist admiringly. "Now, which
tooth is it?"
The man turns to his wife ...
"Show him your tooth, honey."

THE
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