ON SALE SATURDAY! (4 Er PRESENTS the same Oldies But Goodies and Korn Korner jokes that emcee Jud Heathcote told made it to the podi- um. THERE SEEMS TO be an excla- mation mark on whatever he does ... with openings of new restaurants in his growing chain among the stand- outs. Most recent one by Joe Vicari, his Andiamo of Dearborn is the former Chicago Roadhouse site on Michigan Avenue, but remodeling inside and out makes the look as different as a bicycle and automobile. Over three-and-a-half million dollars and some pretty sharp renovations have given Andiamo of Dearborn a strikingly beautiful look ... with seat- ing for 250 in the restaurant and bar, 200 in a banquet facility and 100 on a smart-looking outdoor deck. Almost 800 people at its grand opening ... open bars all over ... passed hors d'oeuvres and buffet food platters that were constantly being refilled. Dancing to Johnny Trudell's band in the banquet sector, with singing by Mark Randisi ... Another musical group in the lounge area ... attractive decor appointments, etc. Andiamo of Dearborn is Joe's eighth Andiamo restaurant ... Sterling Heights and Renaissance Center are slated to be numbers nine and 10. KORN KORNER ... A holy man is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the man. "Oh, absolutely. It's a religious par- rot," the storekeeper assures him. "Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord's Prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm." "Wonderful!" says the holy man, "but what happens if you pull both strings?" "I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot. OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ... From Dr. Ken Silverman, now living in Missouri ... The couple were shown into the dentist's office, where the gent made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No expensive extras, doctor," the man says. "No freezing or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as strong minded as you," said.the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" The man turns to his wife ... "Show him your tooth, honey." THE LION Kim BROADWAY'S AWARD-WINNING BEST MUSICAL JOIN US ON SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22! Exclusive purchase opportunity begins at 6AM at the Fisher Theatre Box Office! The first 100 ticket buyers receive a FREE LION KING CD. All others receive an exclusive FREE LION KING WINTER HAT" JOIN US FOR FOOD, MUSIC, FUN AND PRIZES! Breakfast provided by Dunldn' Donuts. Lunch provided by Krystle & Iman's Place.** - PHONE AND ONLINE SALES BEGIN AT 9AM, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22. Outlet sales begin at 10AM. Call ticketmaster (248) 645-6666 • ticketmaster.com Groups (20 or more): (313) 871-1132 — One merchandise item per order, per person while supplies last Tickets subject to applicable service charges. Dates, times and prices subject to change without notification. Orders limited to 8 tickets per person. Other restrictions may apply. While supplies last. Part of the Standard Federal Wealth Management Group, Fisher Playgoer Series. LIMITED ENGAGEMENT BEGINS APRIL 2 MASONIC TEMPLE THEATRE disneyonbroadway.com VISA mmemo Child Friendly... Lots of Booster & High Chairs EE BEVE WHAT'S EATING HARRY KIRSEIPA? www.detroitjewishnews.com WITH PURHASE OF DINNER ENTREE 1 Coupon Per Customer • Not good with any other offer • Expires 11/30/03 11/21 2003 89