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Arts & Entertainment

The Best Of Everything

Zalla, Bloomfield
Hills, and Barbara
Keidan, Franklin,
were among those in
the 7th annual
University of
Michigan-Dearborn
All-Michigan Open
Competition.
They were displayed through June 20
... but are being shown again at the
Scarab Club in Detroit through July 26
... with a reception to meet the artists
on July 11.
ONE OF THE most popular
Chinese restaurants of yesteryear in the
Northwest area, the former Ming Palace
at Northland, continues to have roots in
this neck of the woods ... Barbara Lam
Garcia (Fernando) and brother Steve are
the daughter and son of wonderful
Ming owner Sue Lam ... at the
Shanghai Restaurant in La Mirage
Shopping Center on Northwestern
Highway, Southfield.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
Back in the time when the Samurai
were important, there was a powerful
emperor who needed a new chief
Samurai, so he sent out a declaration
throughout the land that he was search-
ing for the best one.
A year passed, and only three people
showed up for the trials ... a Japanese
Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a
Jewish Samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese
Samurai to come in and demonstrate
why he should be the chief Samurai.
The Japanese Samurai opened a
matchbox, and out flew a bumblebee.
Whoosh! went his razor-sharp sword,
and the bumblebee dropped to the
ground ... in two pieces.
The Chinese Samurai also opened a
matchbox, and out buzzed a fly.
Whoosh! Whoosh! Went his great flash-
ing sword, and the fly dropped dead on
the ground ... in four small pieces.
The emperor exclaimed in awe, "That
is really VERY impressive!"
Now the emperor turned to the
Jewish Samurai and asked him also to
step forward and demonstrate why he
should be the head Samurai.
The Jewish Samurai also opened a
matchbox, and out flew a small gnat.
His lightning quick sword went
Wh0000sh! Wh0000sh! Wh0000sh!
But the tiny gnat was still alive and fly-
ing around.
The emperor, obviously very disap-
pointed in this display, asked, 'After all
of that, why is the gnat not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai just smiled and
said, "Circumcision is not meant to
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