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Rubenstein went in to beg his board
of directors to buy a new synagogue
chandelier. Arguing and pleading for
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OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept ...
Richard tells his mother that he has
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happy but a little bit worried as well.
She just has to ask him, "Is she
Jewish?"
"Of course she is, mother. I'll bring
her to dinner tonight so you can
meet her."
That night Richard arrives with
three beautiful women, a blonde, a
brunette and a redhead.
"Mother, I want you to guess who is
my fiance," says Richard smiling.
But his mother is not pleased at all:
All she wanted to do was to speak to
her son's fiance one-to-one without
playing silly games. She doesn't know
where to start. She waits patiently and
gives it some thought. When the meal
is over, she calls Richard into the
kitchen.
"I know which one she is," says his
mother.
"Which one, morn?" asks Richard.
"The blonde."
"Yes, you're right. How on earth did
you guess?"
"I knew as soon as I saw her, I
couldn't stand the sight of her!"