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Love A Wedding?
Special to the Jewish News
by is it that a Jewish
wedding always does
a number on our
Even my Cousin Myra's got to me,
and that featured a garage sale chup-
pah and a one-man band-blowing a
I say it's our pessimism. Pharaoh,
Haman, Hitler and Stalin did it to us.
Somewhere deep down in the midnight
of our soul, we're expecting the
Cossacks to break down the door
instead of the gentle knock of the cater-
er with 300 chicken breasts Florentine.
And we're thinking that this union
— these two young people brought
together by who knows what motive
(love, lust, economics) is our last
hope at survival.