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January 31, 2003 - Image 78

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2003-01-31

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roast red peppers and
carbonara di mare ...
To Vineyards on
Northwestern
Highway in
Farmington Hills, for
Shirlee Bloom's excel-
lent frozen soups and
counters of delicious
freshly-prepared food.
To Little Italy on. Hutton in
Northville, for veal rolled with porcini
mushrooms ... To Inn Season Cafe on
East Fourth in Royal Oak, for vegetari-
an selections.
KORN KORNER ... What makes
men chase women they have no inten-
tion of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase
cars they have no intention of driving.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From two readers ... Gail Shapiro in
California ... and David Sonne of
Fanfare Media, also in California ...
The year is 2012. The United States of
America has elected the first woman as
president, Susan Vineberg.
The Jewish woman president-elect
calls up her mother a few weeks after
Election Day.
"So ma, I assume you will be coming
to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a 10-hour drive,
and your father isn't as young as he used
to be, and my gout is acting up again."
"Don't worry about it mom, I'll send
Air Force One to get you and take you
home. And a limousine will pick you
up at your door.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so
fancy, I don't know what on earth I
would wear."
"Oh ma," replies Susan, "don't worry
about it. I'll make sure you have a won-
derful gown by Christian Dior."
"Okay, honey," morn continues, 'but
you know I can't eat those rich foods
that you and your friends like to eat. "
The president-to-be responds, "Don't
worry, mom. The entire affair is going
to be handled by the best caterer in
Washington. Kosher all the way. Mom,
I want you to come."
So her mother agrees and on January
21, 2013, Susan Vineberg is being
sworn in as president of the United
States of America.
In the front row dressed in a fabulous
Christian Dior gown, sits the new pres-
ident's mother.
During the ceremony, she leans over
to a senator sitting next to her and whis-
pers, "You see that woman over there
with her hand on the Bible, becoming
president of the United States?"
The senator whispers back, "Yes, I do."
"Her brother's a doctor." ❑

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