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Camden ...
President Bush calls
in the head of the
CIA and asks,
"How come the
Jews know every-
thing before we
do?"
The CIA chief
says, "The Jews have this expression,
Vus Tutzuch?'They just ask each other
and they know everything. (Which,
for those of you who are not Jewish,
means "what's happening, man?")
The president decides to personally
go undercover to determine if this is
true. He gets dressed up as an Orthodox
Jew (black hat, beard, long peyot, etc.,)
is secretly flown in an unmarked plane
to New York, picked up in an
unmarked car, and dropped off in
Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhood.
Soon a little old man comes shuf-
fling along. The president stops him
and whispers, "Vus Tutzuch?'
The old guy whispers back, "Bush is
in Brooklyn!"
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From Bud Sherbow ... As a trucker
stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up
to his truck and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers his window and
she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores - her and pro-
ceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another
red light, the girl again catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up and
knocks on the door. Again, the trucker
lowers his window.
As if they've never spoken before,
the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my
name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker
ignores her again and continues down
the street.
At the third red light, the same
thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the truck door. The
trucker lowers his window.
Again she says, "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of
your load!"
When the light turns green, the truck-
er revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hur-
riedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and as
she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is
Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving the
salt truck!!"
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