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January 17, 2003 - Image 96

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2003-01-17

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heart rate. In addi-
tion, climbing stairs
will strengthen your
leg muscles such as
the quadriceps, ham-
strings and calves."
MAKING
ROUNDS ... To
Emily's in
Northville, for roasted duck ... To
Dakota Inn Rathskeller in Detroit, for
authentic German food ... To Fiona's
Tea Room in Detroit, for shepherd's
pie ... to Five Lakes Grill in Milford,
for owner-chef Brian Polcyn's favorite
dishes ... To Blue Nile on Nine Mile
in Ferndale, for authentic Ethiopian
food ... To Brass Pointe on Orchard
Lake Road, for broasted chicken.
ANOTHER ORIENTAL restaurant
has opened to the public ... It's the
Pallas Restaurant & Lounge, featuring
Szechwan cuisine at the former D.
Dennison's locale on West 12 Mile,
west of Orchard Lake Road.
KORN KORNER ... At a cocktail
party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?"
"Yes," replied the other woman, "I
married the wrong man!"
From 9-year-old Myron Werber, son
of Miriam and Mark Werber ... "Knock,
Knock." "Who's there?" "Della."
"Della who?" "Della Katessen."
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From Al' and Bernice Kesner of Las
Vegas ... In the early 1900s, Moishe
Rabinowitz left his native Europe. He
sold all his assets and converted them
into gold and had five sets of solid
gold false teeth made.
When he arrived in New York, the
customs official was perplexed as to
why anybody would have five sets of
gold teeth. So Moishe explained.
"We Jews have two separate sets of
dishes for meat products and dairy prod-
ucts but I am so kosher and religious that
I also have kosher sets of teeth."
The customs official shook his head
and said, "Well, that accounts for two
sets of teeth. What about the other
three?"
Moishe then said, "Yell, us very reli-
gious Jews use separate dishes for
Passover, but I am so religious I have
separate teeth, one for meat and one
for dairy food."
The customs officer shook his head
again and said, "You must be a very
religious man with separate teeth for
food and dairy products and likewise
for Passover. That accounts for four
sets of teeth. What about the fifth set?"
"Veil, to tell you the truth, once in a
while I like a ham sandwich."



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