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Red Coat Tavern owners craft French brasserie in West Bloomfield.
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Gary's signature voice and hit songs like "Young
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Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn Bridge cover
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25 Years ago Elvis left the building. Now he returns,
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over and started growing oranges as big as basket-
THE MUCH-awaited with high antic-
balls, what do you know, say hello to the
ipation opening of Zinc Brasserie & Wine
`Palestinians,' weeping for their deep bond with
Bar ... is expected to be around the mid-
their lost 'land' and 'nation.'
dle or end of February.
"So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the
This will NOT ... and the emphasis is important
word 'Palestinian' anymore to describe these
... be a Red Coat Tavern or Pizzeria Uno ... in any
delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths
shape, form or looks ... inside or outside ... The
until someone points out they're not being taped.
opening has taken longer than thought because of
"Instead, let's call them what they are, 'Other
DA NNY
the added work that had to be undertaken.
Arabs
Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life
RA SKIN
It is the former location of the one-time Pizzeria
And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The
Local Columnist
Uno on Orchard Lake Road in West Bloomfield ...
Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And
and will be owned by Red Coat Tavern owners
Death.'
Matthew and Mark Brown.
"I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN.
Zinc will have a French theme but with a moderately
How about this then: Adjacent Jew-Haters.
priced menu ... Seating will be for about 150 to dine ...
"Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own
and around 18 barstools.
country. Oops, just one thing. No, they don't. They
Hamburgers in a French brasserie? ... You bet ... At least
could've had their own country any time in the last 30
there will be at Zinc ... Many of the noted Red Coat
years, especially two years ago at Camp David.
Tavern burgers will be there ... including the popular low-
"But if you have your own country, you have to have traf-
fat Piedmontese beef burger ... Also being featured will be
fic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce,
a Zinc signature burger ... the Brasserie Cheeseburger.
and worse, you actually have to figure out some way to
Wine-loving brothers Matt and Mark have long felt that
make a living. That's no fun. No, they want what all the
wine prices elsewhere are far out of reason ... and expect to
other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel."
do something about it at their Zinc ... They'll have a heavy
FROM NATION'S RESTAURANT
emphasis on good vino, up to 150 choices ... plus 12 to 15
News is another attempt to pass off food
beers, including French ... all at reasonable cost.
as kosher without knowing the real
Chef Louai Sharkas will head the Zinc kitchen team ...
meaning of kosher.
utilizing his vast knowledge of excellent cuisine.
"Leroy Chauvin (of Louisiana)
And of much note comes Louie Weidemann, for-
insisted he was just trying to hawk a
mer maitre d' at the Townsend Hotel's Rugby Room
clean, pure product. But the 70-
and previous manager-maitre d' of Got Rocks, the
year-old oyster distributor found
upper level martini lounge room at Norm LePage's
himself in trouble when he tried to
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Big Rock Chop House in Birmingham.
pass off his oysters as kosher.
Louai, Louie and other popular surprise
"According to a report by the
names, will join Man and Mark in what is
Associated Press, Chauvin, who
likely to be another big West Bloomfield culi-
is not Jewish, didn't know that
nary bloom.
oysters couldn't be kosher
FROM MARVIN YAGODA ... owner of
because shellfish are forbidden
Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum ...
in kosher diets."
on a "rant" on the Mideast, often wrongly
Chauvin, says the item,
attributed on the Internet to comedian
thought kosher simply meant
Dennis Miller ... The piece was actually
pure ... A lot of other restaurateurs,
written by writer Larry Miller and posted
especially non-kosher delicatessens,
April 22, 2002 on the Web site:
think it means anything but having
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kashrut supervision.
"The Palestinians want their own country.
Like the no such thing as kosher-style.
There's just one thing about that. There are no
THERE ARE NUMEROUS recipes and
Palestinians. It's a made-up word. Israel was called
variations for the making of beef bourguignon
Palestine for 2,000 years. Like `Wiccan,'
... the French dish of gourmet proportions ...
`Palestinian' sounds ancient but is really a mod-
and usually not priced within reason ...
ern invention.
Especially if the chef wants to use his version
"Before the Israelis won the land in war,
that includes a lot of ridiculous nothings ...
Gaza was owned by Egypt, and
and in many cases results in the serving
there were no 'Palestinians'
of an oft-botched classic.
then. And the West Bank was
One of the most unlikely
owned by Jordan, and there
places for anyone to get beef
were no 'Palestinians' then.
bourguignon would be
As soon as the Jews took
Giorgio's Gourmet Diner in
East 14 Mile Road. West of Van Dyke.
Warren, Michigan
626790