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attacks than the
British or
Americans. The
French eat a lot of
fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks
than the British or
Americans.
"The Japanese drink very little red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans. The
Italians drink excessive amounts of
red wine and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
"The Germans drink a lot of beer
and eat lots of sausage and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
"Conclusion: Eat and drink what
you like. Speaking English is appar-
ently what kills you."
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and saw a penguin standing on the
corner. He picked up the penguin
and continued driving.
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"Why are you driving around with
that penguin? Take him to the zoo
immediately!"
The man said OK. The policeman
stopped him again and said, "I
thought I told you to take that pen-
guin to the zoo!"
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I'm taking him to the movies."
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
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about his medical problem.
After the visit the man asks, "How
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physician."
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man. "Take it or leave it."
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when it comes to my health, noth-
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