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December 20, 2002 - Image 74

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2002-12-20

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• Fruit Tray
• Full Dinner Tray
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• Deli Tray
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suffer fewer heart
attacks than the
British or
Americans. The
French eat a lot of
fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks
than the British or
Americans.
"The Japanese drink very little red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans. The
Italians drink excessive amounts of
red wine and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
"The Germans drink a lot of beer
and eat lots of sausage and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
"Conclusion: Eat and drink what
you like. Speaking English is appar-
ently what kills you."
KORN KORNER ... From Sandy
Loeffler ... A man was driving around
and saw a penguin standing on the
corner. He picked up the penguin
and continued driving.
A policeman stopped him and said,
"Why are you driving around with
that penguin? Take him to the zoo
immediately!"
The man said OK. The policeman
stopped him again and said, "I
thought I told you to take that pen-
guin to the zoo!"
"I did," answered the man. "Now
I'm taking him to the movies."
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
A man goes to consult a specialist
about his medical problem.
After the visit the man asks, "How
much do I owe you?"
"My fee is $500," replies the
physician."
"Five hundred dollars? That's
impossible. No one charges that
much!"
"In your case," the doctor replies,
"I suppose I could adjust my fee to
$300."
"Three hundred dollars? For one
visit? Ridiculous!"
"Well, then, could you afford
$200?" asks the doctor.
"Who has that kind of money?
"Look," replies the doctor, grow-
ing irritated, "Just give me 50 bucks
and get out.
"I can give
(rive vou $20," says the
man. "Take it or leave it."
`I don't understand you," says the
doctor. "Why did you come to the
most expensive doctor in town if
you have no money?"
"Listen, doctor," says the patient,
when it comes to my health, noth-
ing is too expensive!"



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