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December 13, 2002 - Image 96

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2002-12-13

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WHAT'S EATING
HARRII OSHAWA?
www.detroitjewishnews.com

she likes garlic
would be putting it
mildly ... Dee
Shapiro puts garlic
on almost every-
thing she eats ...
even peanut butter and jelly sand-
wiches.
Sammy Woolf used to keep catsup
companies in business ... and Alvin
Rossen doused his vittles in plenty of
mustard.
But fresh garlic on peanut butter
and jelly? ... Dee's hubby, Dr. Marshall
Shapiro, thinks nothing of it ... Then
again, being a plastic surgeon, guess he
can put odor buds anywhere he wants.
KORN KORNER ... A lady was
picking through the frozen turkeys at
the grocery store, but couldn't find
one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these
turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
they're dead."
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From Marilyn Tringali ... A man
walked out into the street and man-
aged to get a taxi just going by ...
What luck, he thought, as he slid into
the cab. "Perfect timing," the cabby
said. "You're just like Bill."
"Who?" asked the man.
"Bill Smith. There's a guy who did
everything right," the cabby said.
"Like my coming along when you
needed a cab. It would havehappened
like that to Bill every time."
"Nah," the man said to the cabby.
"There are always a few clouds over
everybody."
"Not BC," said the cabby. "He was
a terrific athlete. He could have gone
on the pro tour in tennis. He could
golf with the pros. He sang like an
opera baritone and danced like a
Broadway star."
"Bill was really something, huh?"
"Oh, yeah," continued the cabby.
"Bill had a memory like a trap. Could
remember everybody's birthday. He
knew all about wine, which fork to eat
with. He could fix anything. Not like
me. I change a fuse, and the whole
neighborhood blacks out."
"No wonder you remember him,
the man said.
"Well, I never actually met Bill,"
said the cabby.
"Then how in the world do you
know so much about him?"
"I married his widow," replied the
cabby. ❑

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