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November 22, 2002 - Image 116

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2002-11-22

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machine) ... Irwin
thinks the Carmel
was located either
on Broadway or
Cadillac Square in Detroit.
TRY AND MAKE it this Sunday,
Nov. 24 ... for the Temple Beth El
Blood Drive, 8 a.m.-2 p.m.
SEEN ON SIGNBOARD in West
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... Question: What is an enhancer?
LATEST HEALTH kick in many
restaurants is straws served with glasses
of water ... Some health departments
now also have eateries in their area
wrapping silverware in the napkins.
KORN KORNER ... From Melissa
Wolf-Litvin ... A woman goes to the
post office with her Chanukah cards
and asks for postage.
The clerk asks, "What denominations?"
She sighs and says, "I can't believe
it's come to this, but 12 Orthodox, 22
Conservative and 32 Reform."
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ... A
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tone up before a game is about to tee off,
when she notices the man next to her.
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aiming in the wrong direction —
back toward the golf shop."
"Oy! Tanks for dat. Vitout you, I
vouldn't know — I'm blindt." He then
turns around and starts hitting out
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your shots are straight and fairly long.
Only a few of them are slicing."
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"Vitout you telling. I vouldn't know
dese tings."
A few shots later, he inquires again,
"Do you mind I should ask a poisonal
qvestion?"
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"I don't do veil vit the ladies. Am I
ugly or vat?"
"You're quite presentable," she replies.
"I don't think that should be a problem.
Smiling now, he exults, "Vat a relief.
I vas always afraid to ask. Again, I got
to tank you."
He was about to hit another ball
when the lady interrupts him.
"Do you mind if I give you a bit of
advice?" she asks.
"Vit gladness. All de help you got, I
vill take," he answers.
"Lose the Jewish accent," she replies.
"You're Chinese."



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