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November 15, 2002 - Image 120

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2002-11-15

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OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ...
From Howard Camden ... A teacher
gave her fifth-grade class an assign-
ment. Have their parents tell them a
story with a moral.
The next day the kids came to class
and one by one, told their stories.
Little Kathy raised her hand first
and said, "We live on a farm, and have
hens that lay eggs for market. Once we
were taking a basket of eggs to market
on the front seat of the pickup truck
and we hit a big bump in the road.
The eggs went flying and broke all
over everything."
"And what is the moral to that story?"
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
"Very good," said the teacher."
Then little Tammy raised her hand
and said, "We live on a farm, too. But
we raise chickens for theimeat market.
We had a dozen eggs once but when
they hatched, we got only 10 live
chicks. And the moral of that story is
don't count your chickens before they
are hatched."
"That was a fine example, Tammy."
"Johnny, I believe you had your
hand up next."
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me that
my Aunt Karen was a flight engineer
in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy terri-
tory and all she had was a bottle of
whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whisky on the way
down so it wouldn't break, and then
she landed right in the middle of a
hundred enemy soldiers.
"She killed 70 of them with the
machine gun until she ran out of bullets,
then she killed 20 more with the machete
before the blade broke of Then she
killed the last 10 with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens!" said the horrified
teacher. "'X/hat did your daddy tell
you was the moral to that terrible
story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt
Karen when she's been drinking!"



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