4011.1111•1411111111111111.0•1111.1111111111111 THE Cleftit Fish STORY How an East European food tradition came to include car plaques and T-shirts. ' You ve always wondered ... now you know. Here is your chance to learn all kinds of corn- pelling and unusual facts about Jewish life throughout the years. Now You Know intro- duces you to famous scholars and infamous gangsters, considers deci- sions and incidents that con- tinue to shape the way we live today and tells you the story behind everything from clas- sic Jewish texts to Hollywood feuds. It's history, and it's fun; sit down and learn a little (best of all, there are no homework assign- ments). 10/4 2002 100 ELIZABETH APPLEBAUM AppleTree Editor my a few years ago, car mezuzot were as popu- lar as Jennifer Aniston's hairstyles. Some clever entrepreneur came up with the idea for a tiny mezuzah, to be placed near the driver's door, which contained a Jewish prayer for protection during travel. Never mind that nothing in Halachah, Jewish law, requires a mezuzah for a car (mezuzot are specifically for doorways of rooms in which one actually lives); everybody want- ed one. Now, though, the car mezuzah is rather passe, leaving many Jewish drivers in search of some- thing new, and equally mesmer- izing, to place on their cars. Meet the gefilte fish car plaque. Made of alluring "molded black plastic" and "chrome plat- ed," this five-inch-long gem costs a mere $7 and would make any car feel proudly Jewish. (In case you're actually interested in ordering it, check out: www.rof.com/ plaque gefiltesilver.htm). Like chicken soup, kreplach (dumplings) and the bagel, gefilte fish is a distinctly Jewish food. Whether sold in jars or frozen loaves or made fresh, it is the beginning of many Shabbat meals and virtually every Pesach seder. How did this concoc- tion — a mixture of various fish, eggs and spices — come about, anyway? Here, at last, is the Gefilte Fish Story. Gefilte is Yiddish for "stuffed" or "filled." Initially, it was called "gefilte fish" because it filled up baked fish. Today, however, few serve gefilte fish inside anything. Instead, "gefilte fish" is the food itself. Inarguably, gefilte fish must contain carp. There is a charming little story, The Fish in the Bathtub by Barbara Cohen, about a Jewish family who - must temporarily house a carp, planned for dinner, in their bathroom; alas, the children become so attached to the fish they don't want to eat it. Second, gefilte fish usually includes whitefish (which is rather sweet, as far as fish go), and pike, as well. The fish is mixed with matzah meal or flour, eggs and spices and cooked in a fish broth. After that, however, the issue becomes a bit sensitive. Jews from Lithuania and Russia insist their gefilte fish be spicy, peppery. Jews from Romania, Germany and Austria usually prefer the sweeter variety. There is a reason so much effort, and concern, is put into this fish dish. In Genesis, Chapters 1-2, the story of creation recounts how "God blessed them," speaking of man, Shabbat and fish. Thus, the three are always connected. When the Messiah comes, we are told, Jews everywhere will enjoy the leviathan, a legendary fish that will have a magnificent flavor. In anticipation of our feast on the leviathan, we dine on the fish available now. Further, fish are often identi- fied, in the Tanach, as related to procreation. This is not to say that eating fish will bring you children. In fact, you should always check with your physi- cian before consuming fish while pregnant, since some seafood is unhealthy for preg- nant women and the infirm. Virtually all of the leading Jewish food companies, such as Streit's and Manischewitz and Rokeach (pronounced Ro-kay- ach), make jarred gefilte fish. Manischewitz boldly asserts that nothing compares to Manischewitz Gefilte Fish, the perfect appetizer for holidays or any other time during the year." A number of other, smaller " 11